If this is the answer, what is the question?

But why should I be punished for a crime I didn't even giraffe?

Haikus.

What destroyed this book's text!?

Only over my dead body. *unsheathes longsword and accidentally cuts fingers off from left hand and starts to scream*

Can I please have five dollars?

That worked better than I expected.

The tower which you blew up didn't just kill the enemies within it, but also fell over their secret base which we didn't even know about and let us win the battle, ya know?

Fine. Give me half of the prize now and I'll go exterminate it.

You do know that I can't pay for a service not done, correct?

Honey, I'm good.

Honey, I'm home, how about you?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA- *chokes and dies*

How on earth does your voice make that great evil laugh?

*crickets chirping*

If you're from Africa then why are you so white?

Oh my god, you just can't ask people that question!

We need this information for a study we're conducting: what is your gender?

That's such a dumb question, I don't have time for that crap.

Grey Mane or Battleborn?

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Who do you want to invite to your party?

No time for questions, just follow me.

What is this, an apocalypse!? Who are you?

That's what you think! *Takes the mask off and dramatic music plays*

Wait...you're my friend, right?

Losing your friendship.

What's worse than losing your new expensive party ship?

Ah! My ego!

Is that...ANOTHER baking soda and vinegar volcano?

Wheel of Fortune.

What have you been watching recently?

Sir, I was born for this moment.

Are you sure you can solve this ten variable differential equation?

I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.

Hello, this is your cockroach. How do you do?

It wasn't me. Oh, look, a hippo! *during the distraction, I run away*

Did you just call that women a hippo?



You can burn here for eternity if you want.

Can I have an extra slice of pizza?

Twisting someone else's words.