If this is the answer, what is the question?

You crashed my truck and it rolled all the way downhill?! How did you get your driving license!?

Ah! My brains!

You've stolen everyone's brain but mine... Are you ready for pure torture? *Turns on my little pony*



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKYz2M6zoII

Can you please refrain from being so full of yourself?

I rolled the D20.

Sheesh! How did you hit my character so hard!?

No need to hide your reaction. I get that look all the time. Ahhahahahahaha!

Did you just...put poison in my drink?

Well clearly the derivative would be 2x.

So I put X in there and X in here. What do you think?

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/...20130104013416

So, I got some pretzels. You know what that means, right?

Donald frickin' Trump.

What made America great again?

No wonder you sound like a freaking Batman.

Hey...did you take Robin from my grasp?

2016, son.

How old is the earth, L1N3R1D3R?

Ah! My soul!

Did I ever tell you that the original voice actor of Dora the Explorer was exported from the US for being an illegal immigrant?

Uh, sure.

What's this door's password?

You may not have realized it, but I'm you!

Wait, can you explain that again?

Well, obviously that would make -541 couches.

My giant friend Knud is coming over. How many couches do we need?

Ahhaa, ahhahaahaa, give it back!

Guess who owns your liver?


Go on, pull the trigger. Because, at the end of the day, I've already won. Y'know that burger you ate just before the disease spread? Well, long story short, you have it too now. It won't be long before you too beco- *bang!*

So if I shoot you, the game is over and I get that Platinum Achievement after all this time?

Thou shalt looketh next thine building, a land full of caring plants which I grow, representing my caring to thine statementh. Thou shalt see there ain't none.

Did you hear that my newest video got 500 views?

Seven to ten minute speeches.

How much time do I have before I get executed?

Sheesh, get back into your pokeball!

You're going to use me soon, right?



No, but I can use this potato peeler.

Can you use this sword to kill that boss?

Your attempts only makes my stomach tickle.