What is that hideous being?!
No. I am you godfather! *smokes cigar*
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What is that hideous being?!
No. I am you godfather! *smokes cigar*
Are you Pizza Hut?
Bees?
The first rule of the fight club is...?
Ok. *jumps into lava*
Did you hear that Trump won the election?
I don't feel like it...
Do you want the world to blow up!? Why don't you press that button!?
I'm glad I didn't do it.
Hey, Sir monacle, did you try out that new Indian restaurant near our hotel?
The return of the Sir.
What brought you to burn my house!?
I will never understand music.
Hey, have you heard this new terrible song by Justin Bieber?
Uh, sure I'll upgrade.
Hey, system, you still can't handle Minesweeper?
Ha! Fooled ya!
Wait, didn't you mortgage this property earlier...?
The New York Yankees.
What nation almost conquered the world?
I can't heaaaar youuuuu....! *splat*
Nemo, are you sure your parachute is working?
Nemo's weird answers.
Why all the sweat? What are you afraid of?
Only over my dead bod- *BANG*
Hey officer, can I borrow your gun for a few hours?
theodd1sout comic.
Who stole all the half-naked white people?
Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? That's a ****ing girl's name!
Zelda, why won't you throw the ****ing bomb?
*insert every curse word here*
Hey man, did you know that we've ran out of beer?
*Throws up until the floor is one with vomit.*
Nemo, you don't look so good. Should I get the trash ca--
I hate that ****ing song!
Hey, I just met you. And this is-
Oi screw you, YOU big fat NERD MA-[DISCONNECTED]
But shouldn't you be studying for the tests all the time without me needing to tell you?
That's what it's all about!