If this is the answer, what is the question?

So, class, how would you attempt to solve this three-variable, three-equation set?

Lies! It's all lies!

So how did you like your Thai girlfriend?

That comment gave me cancer.

Did you know that 420 noscope Donald Trump caused the Illuminati to revive Harambe?

I don't feel like it right now...

You're dying! Take this medicine, will you?

Nah bruh you came do de wrong neighbourhood!

Hey, neighbors, you wanna throw a block party next weekend?

Heh, if Trump wins.

You have to pay me 5 000 000 €. When will you pay?

Too bad that you're a mushroom.

Have you heard today's soup flavor of the day?

Underwear. 8D

What do you eat for breakfast?

D4mm1t, L1N3R1D3R!

Hey, did you mean to leave your phone in your pocket when you threw your pants in the laundry?

Sanic da HedHog!!

I feel like I could try some cancer. Wanna give me some?

Sounds like you need an arrow to the head.

Have you heard that I used to be an adventurer like you, but then--

People, have no fear.

Is that a friggin' Michael Rosen Kraken!?

Not today, bro.

Son, can you please empty the dishwasher so I can load it?

RUDE!!!

Reno, would you call your big silent friend over here?

COME AND GET IT!!

Hey, grandma, is your homemade pasta dish ready?

Honestly, not that much.

How much this golden ancient portal of yours cost?

Sleep is for the weak.

Nemo, you just got off a long, cross-country flight. I'm offering you a bed, are you sure you wanna stay up?

Without a shadow of a doubt, Ali-Star.

Who killed this little kid for making a spelling mistake?

I can destroy that with my lil' finger, yo.

Have you done your homework?

Not that color.

I just commissioned a huge mansion dedicated to you! What do you think?

Tom Nook.