If this is the answer, what is the question?

By the lords, who stole your clothes and your money?

http://i.imgur.com/sHnIu5g.gif

Hey, Raiden, do you really think I should put this into the paper shredder?

In a few minutes, hold on.

When will you upload a majestic GIF?

http://i.imgur.com/JpJcE4u.gif

So, Nemo, how's your life been? And please don't just say "good".

Yeah, I'll have chips.

Welcome to the healthy food club. What do you want to eat?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-o...omW8/photo.jpg

So, Dr. Ali-Star, what is the read-in on Nemo's thoughts at this moment?

They're entirely unnecessary.

You need GIFs, am i rite?

http://i.imgur.com/2WOC6wM.gif

Sir monacle, can you tell me what Nemo looked like when he was high on GIFs?

Just read the rules, man.

How do I wipe old people at the toilet?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/57a04cde...9nh1o1_400.gif

Nemo, you're aware that your long hair isn't real and just a part of your internet image, right?

Nemo's strange obsession with GIFs.

What's your new problem these days?

Alright, that's enough.

HEY NEMO, CAN YOU SHOW US WHERE TO FIND THE MAGNIFICENT GIFS?

lolnope

You wanna see this majestic GIF!?

I tricked ya all! Hahahahha! *falls to his death*

But how does the ace of clubs appear every time?

I don't think you understand: You are the president.

This government sucks! We need a new president, right?

Ha! Idiot detected!

But seriously, does two plus two equal fish?

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern major general!

Do you have a low self image?

But it's hot and need action NOW...

Director, we can not film this scene when the volcano is erupting, right?

THAT'S MY HOME NOW, PEASANT!

But, Mr. Stalin, is this really fair?

Dirty jokes.

Eww, man, what are you hiding in this smelly box?

Let me press this button and kill us all with an explosion first.