If this is the answer, what is the question?

Teacher, can you please actually teach us so we can do our homework?
You may have noticed that I hate one of my teachers right now...
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Only if I can bring my friend along.

Hey, buddy! You want to get a ride on my motorbike?

ONLY IF YOU SACRIFICE A TEACHER!

One of my classes is simply too hard. Can I please quit it?

Fifteen cows and a little bit of maple syrup.

We need to build a barricade against the zombies! What do we need?

AH, STOP TALKING TO ME- *disconnected*

Nemo, I'll let you leave the call in a bit, but can you please give me an easy to work with answer first?

When Trump wins.

When will the world finally end?

Who whoa, your turn didn't come up yet, go back, go back, chill. Sit down.

Can I go on the little kid roller coaster, pleeeeeease?

Yes, perfect.

Is this the toilet brush which you seek?

I know it's hard to believe... but I've always hated you! *sobs and dies*

I thought you always loved me, Nemo! How could you...?

*flies away*

Hey! Do you have a license to use this plane?

Well that was pretty dramatic. *most sarcastic shrug*

Did you see what just happened in math class?

Meh.

Do you really think going to Mars is a good plan?

It's steam based.

Wait, why can't I play Portal on your computer? 8)

Only if I get a cookie in return.

I need you to kill a man and use you as a human shield. What do you say?

Well, at least we do not have to worry about the nuclear apocalypse which Bob stoppe- *everyone explodes into oblivion*

Are you okay that Bob the hobo is your new teacher?

i r8 that b8 8/8 m8 8D

I shot 8 persons with 8 bullets and 8 headshots, m8!

You thought you know the question already? WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG! EAT THE MICROWAVES!

Nemo, are you absolutely sure you aren't drunk?

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Why does nobody love me?

I decided to try out this forum game.

That's weird, why is everyone singing Hallelujah?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Who is a puppet that was funny for a while in the 00s, but is no longer relevant?

Linerider's face.