If this is the answer, what is the question?

I got this new nuclear weapon. What should I shoot first?

ALT F4

How do a re-open a closed tab?

It's not what it looks like, honestly!

You're in the morgue naked?

Yes, thank you. Once you will sign this agreement, you do not have to worry about- *vomits and dies*

Doctor, can you remove this tumor from my chest?

Nemo and Ali. Both of them!

What's your deepest, darkest fantasy?

About three fiddy.

I need money, how much can you give me, &%# "&%/(!?

You see, my children, having inner peace is the most important thing in li- *steps on a landmine and dies*

Daddy, why don't you ever get angry?

Answers that aren't convoluted like Nemo's.

About three fiddy
It's not what it looks like, honestly!
Linerider's face.

Describe the above three answers in less than 7 words.

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Ah, but that's what they WANT you to think!

But isn't two plus two equal to four?

A calculator, a cheesecake, and a little bit of glitter.

What do you need for the rest of your miserable life, scum?

No. No. Yes. No. No. Wololoo. Wololoo. Hahahahaha. Hahahahahaha. Morgan. Morgan. Wololowololowolololowlololoo. Loo. Loo. Yes.

Nemo, are you POSITIVE you aren't drunk? Isn't that an empty bottle of beer next to you?

Only on weekends. I do something else on weekdays.

When will you go into shower?

What now, you think this is all my fault? How very very petty of you. Very pet- AHOOAAARGH!

Nemo, do you see what you've done to the "If this is the answer, what is the question?" thread?

Donald Trump.

Who's your hero?

Kill it before it lays eggs!

Hey Nemo, have you seen my pet chicken? It's really cute!

Nothing some good old duct tape can't fix.

Hey, I think they broke the government, how do we fix it?

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Why didn't Sakurai put Waluigi in Smash 4?

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I saw some jolly yo-ho-ho figures around the streets, you know?

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Are you aware that you're a miner? You seem a bit too upbeat...

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Would you describe your childhood in a GIF, L1N3?

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