Dumb question, Smart answer

In Austria! Not in Australia! You have to fly all the way back here, buddy!

You eating worms?

*continues to eat the worms, tweets, and then flies away*

Cornelius?!?

No, this is Einstein. You need to stop jerking around and tell me what E is.

88 miles per hour!?

I know, isn't it impressive? The new Honda Lightning can transform into a racing car at any time!

Lol sup?

Line, sit down. We are not ready to leave this spaceship yet.

Spazezhip!?

I thought you just told me that we were on a spaceship. We've been in it for a month, you shouldn't still be crazy about it.

Mommy?

Nope, this is the police. Your mommy has stolen all the cheap clothes from the store and we just arrested her.

You swim in the toilet?

You must be delusional if you think this is a toilet. In fact, it's an Olympic-sized swimming pool.

Duh, what is 5 - fish = ?????

We can not define what number fish is so we can not answer this question.

2edgy4me!?

You might not like the "gangster" style of this layout, but I guarantee it works well with the website.

Chocolate?

Exactly. Chocolate is the weapon which we need against angry women.

Still human, are you?

Of course I am. We have not yet experienced a single organism change its species, so that would make sense.

Kirby?

No, that is a gumball. And I am not referring to that cat who has issues.

Donkey?

That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!

4 real bro?

Yep, the princess is in another castle. Browser really likes to confuse us.

Whose footprints are these?

Can you not tell by the patterns in the footprints? It's clearly someone with high heels, given that there are smaller circles following behind the larger prints.

Why am I sticky?

You fell into the slime pool last night. You drank 29 vodkas and started to act like a politician. The rest of the night shall not be mentioned ever again.

Why are you black?

Because I was born of African descent. I'd prefer that you would be more sensitive to my race.

You're kiddin' me, right?

If that's what you call a babysitter doing then yes. you are a kid, after all. And I do not sit on babies.

Magic?

It may appear that these tricks are done with magic, but I assure you these are all physically possible.

Lol sup bro????