Dumb question, Smart answer

I know you're excited to see me again, but I was gone only for 1 day.

Impossibru!?

Actually, this problem is readily solvable if you know the process behind related rates problems.

That's a ball?

As if you didn't see before.

Left or right?

Since we are heading to the American Diner which is right next to my house, we are going right.

Go for it or nah?

According to my quick research, this is the lowest price I've seen for this phone, so do take advantage.

You real, man?

Since I can think, touch, smell and simply be here, answering your question then yes, I am real.

You real man?

Yes, I am serious when I say that your grades are not good enough to advance to your senior year.

Copycats?!

They're normal cats. Just because they say "meow" all the time doesn't mean that they're copying each other.

The door?

Yes, you must go through the door. We must take the test in here, the hallway is too noisy.

The hell is that?

It's Jack Skellington, the Pumpkin King, dressed as Sandy Claws. The real Santa Claus is somewhere else.

Oogie Boogie?

No, this dance is what we call the Hokey Pokey. You put your right foot in and you shake it all about...

GRSmash?

It's an account which can be found from YouTube, Reddit & Twitter at least.

FTW?

That is correct, sir. We must go for broke if we want to succeed in this mission. Don't let down!

Quesadillas?

Nope, we only have tortillas. You can choose any ingredients which you want to use.

Digimon?

I know you grew up with Digimon, but Pokemon is much more popular, and Pikachu is from Pokemon.

You...you sure 'bout that? 8D

Yea. Look how trusty he is! I say that we should check out that fine treasure.

Trusty Patches?

No, I don't think I can trust the patches anymore after they nerfed King Dedede and ignored Jigglypuff.

Are you ready to party?

Nah, mate. My legs are broken because I fall into a pit full of stones.

Kamehameha!?

Please stop referencing Dragon Ball Z, TenebrisNemo. Not everyone watched it as a child.

Boo?

Nobody with a smart mind watches that horrible Honey Boo-Boo's child show.

Rick Harrison?