Dumb question, Smart answer

Indeed, my full name is Rick Harrison, and you are within the realms of my pawn shop.

What do you mean?

I mean that once we step through this dark portal, there is no coming back. The game will start the final chapter.

Treasonous?

I do not believe my actions should be considered as treason. I was being mistreated in that building.

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

L1N3R1D3R, we just started our journey. We will reach our destination someday, but not in a long while.

Thorin Oakenshield?

I am surprised with your ability to spell his name correctly given your apparent dumbness.

Mama? Mama Luigi?

Get a grip. The Mario brothers aren't real. Now go back into your room to play or something.

TMNT?

I know you want to watch the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but they aren't releasing a new episode today.

Butter?

Nope, we're out of butter. I'll add it to the shopping list.

Or what?

The correct name of the Miles song is 'So What'.

Three?

Yes, little Nathan. One cookie plus two cookies makes three cookies. You may now eat those three cookies.

Calculus?

The Calculus book is in my bag. I knew you would need it. You are the smartest of us.

My nuclear bomb?

No, nuclear power is entirely unnecessary for a destruction of such a minuscule size.

Lamp oil, rope, bombs. You want it?

Yes. We need to blow this cave up and find all the golds.

No food?

I apologize that we are running out of food. I will be shopping at the grocery store later today!

Really? :/

Yea. We do not have money to pay the bills so there is no more internet.

Dead?

*doesn't respond because he is dead*

Money?

*doesn't respond because he is money*

Mamma mia copy pasterino!?

Yes, as I've said many times, you are copying every sentence structure I make because you are clearly jealous of me.

Plums?

You can hit them with your fist and use them as boat, Rayman.

Why let Namine go?

I sincerely apologize for my lack of Kingdom Hearts knowledge. I would inform you were I aware.

Ducks?