Have you ever peed or pooped yourself in a public place? At school, at work, or maybe out on a date?
What did you do about it?
If this has never happened to you then imagine if it did...what would you do in that situation?
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Have you ever peed or pooped yourself in a public place? At school, at work, or maybe out on a date?
What did you do about it?
If this has never happened to you then imagine if it did...what would you do in that situation?
I'm now curious as to why you felt the need to create this thread. :frightened:
To answer your question - no. Well, probably not since I was really really young, though I once got a bad case of the sh*ts in secondary school (but managed to make it to loo just in time... each time).
It's an age old social conundrum which demands a deeper analysis of the hypothetical choices that a person can make in such a situation and the potential consequences of the actions they would take.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
...Well this is strange.
But no, I haven't.
The idea of being in a public place surrounded by lots of people sounds worse than ****ting myself tbh.
As curator of this thread, Ungreth, I think you should tell us what you would do, and also if you've had past experiences of said matter.
Agoraphobic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ayneh
Nope, not in public, and not since I was, like, three.
But if I had...
I would have gotten run over by a car. Then I would have an excuse. :hero:
Okay, since no one else is. Yes, I have.
To be fair, this was in year 3 (So I was about 7?), we were sitting on the carpet when I really needed to pee. I asked the teacher if I could go to the toilet but I was simply told no, I had to wait. Being 7, I wasn't exactly going to ignore the teacher any time soon, even if it did mean wetting myself. I tried to hold it in as much as I could, but eventually the offending liquid started to escape and it was time to admit defeat, so I sat there as I soaked myself in warm pee. The worst part is that there were people sitting all around me, on the carpet so there was a nice patch of wee wee for all to see. Pretty embarrassing, even for a 7 year old.
At the end of the day, the teacher told me that if I ever needed the toilet that badly again, I should just tell him that I really need to go and he'd let me.
I don't mind open spaces. I just don't know how to deal with people. I only go out at night when there are no people for either work or shopping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
As a hypothetical situation though I think I would just go home. The real question is how would you get in and get clean without contaminating your home with germs.
Write it off as a protest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doopz479
I think a similar thing happened to me once (you jigged a memory there).Quote:
Originally Posted by Doopz479
I just discussed this with Turbo_Egg_Salad and his view was that you should try to clean up in a public convenience, dispose of the soiled underwear and pray you don't stink. I asked him how you could avoid goochal chafing while going commando beneath your trousers and he suggested napkins.
Not a bad idea actually.
I used to laugh uproariously when my dad would retell his tales of adventurous close calls and the occasional last minute defeat... until in later years my body brought to my attention that I share half of his deoxyribonucleic acid.
Luckily it's only half and all I can provide are close calls. Like when one winter I was driving my semi (gee, guess what I do for a living... =3 ) through rural Idaho and holy cow it was cold. At this point, nature came knocking (pounding?) on my door and she was pretty insistant.
Anyway, if you aren't near one of Idaho's few and distant towns, your options are limited. I don't know if you've ever stepped out in -15°f air when you've been holding it, but I can tell you it is a sensation you don't look forward to. This would be a good place to include the term "Herculean effort."
On my particular truck at the time, there was a rimless spare trailer tire in a rather fortuitously convenient (albeit really freakin' cold) location and position... On the passenger side of the tractor, between the nose of the trailer and the sleeper berth (looking remarkably like an oversized black toilet seat.)
To keep this safe for the kiddies, let us skip over the violent reacion your body can have to holding things in too long. I think it's probably for the best.
I must say though, physical trauma aside, I can't help grinning and snickering whenever I look back and wonder... just how long the worst part of me sat there frozen to the side of the road. All winter, I suspect. Haha, there I go again. I am thankful that time (and the abillity to laugh at yourself) heals all wounds.
Don't worry, you've now reminded me my friend did this - in Year 10 (14-15). Poor guy, people still go at him for it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Doopz479
On the negative side, you shat yourself in public.
On the plus side, you have a potential weapon if anyone attempts to make fun of you.
On the negative side, I'm not sure what poo-based felonies you'd be charged with.
On the plus side, haha i sed poo
Well I haven't done this since I was 4, sooooo the only thing I remember is what my parents have told me.
The first few times I was at the park and had to pee, my dad would take me to the bushes just like a lot of dads do with their kids at a park that has no potty. But then they let me go by myself one time and when they turned around I wasn't peeing in the bush, I was pooping on the bush in front of these people that were having a family gathering. XD
Man kids can think the darndest things sometimes. :D
Luckily, I'm 98% walking feces, so I don't get too embarrassed anymore. People can be so cruel! XD
I'm pretty sure we've all pooped in the tub at one point in our lives.
No I haven't. I don't have a tub btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackpapoi
I once saw a short film about two girls who did something like that, except they used a cup instead of a tub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackpapoi
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...int-poster.jpg
Its public but I doubt its accidental.
I have yet to find a pool with this peepee color indicator chemical. I wish to bring a new form of ethereal peepee art to public pools.
It doesn't exist http://chemistry.about.com/od/waterc...-indicator.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by Littlebigdude805
Ouch...my dreams. :(
Did you know that it's not the chlorine that burns you eyes, it's the pee?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rabid-Coot
Wait are you serious/Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackpapoi
I did this once when I was around 3-4?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackpapoi
I sat in the tub, playing with some plastic boats when I suddenly felt the urge to let some poop out and so I did. At that age it was pretty amazing seeing your own poo float beside you in the tub. So there I sat impressed by my own floating poo, I decided to call my mom because I wanted her to see my amazing floating poo. My mom enters the bathroom and she asks what I wanted, I point at the poop. She screams a little and then she goes away and comes back quick with a glass. She proceeds to pick up the poop with the glass and throw it in to the toilet.
Solution: Do not own a tub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil Clayton
Where's amazingflyingpoo when u need him? Lol!
Yeah, we may have just solved the mystery of the strange name.
Is there any other time to do it? :cry:
This is seriously the best thread I've read in the general discussion subtopic. Just reading the OP made me laugh like a 3 year old.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ungreth
I imagine if I DID go in public (Due to out-of-control circumstances) I would have to find a way to hide the smell as a priority. Not sure how I would do that unless I had a can of air freshener.
Yeah, once in 1st grade. But only because my sis convinced me that peeing on a girl would get her to like me.
Well, this happened many times on my childhood.
Now, if you don't care, I will got cry on that corner over there.
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wat.
op- i- just wh- what.
I pooped myself when I read about the Higgs boson.
On the plus side, now my poop has no mass.
I once had a brilliant conversation with a friend about poop and black holes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kalawishis
What if you were SO constipated that your poo was dense enough to create a black hole and form the ultimate toilet?
We stopped talking about it after I asked.
On topic though, I remember pooping myself dozens of times when I was a baby. The only reasons I do is because it was so uncomfortable that it was etched into my brains for an eternity.
You know, I bet that if you speed eat spicy Mexican food and speed eat a Fiber One bar, that might be achieved (not saying that I've done it, but well, you know....).Quote:
Originally Posted by Sackpapoi
Once, when I was younger at the swimming pool, in the little water pools you get before the showers, there was a sinker.