Team Fortress 2 - Mann Vs. Machine

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Originally Posted by MvM Day One: They are Legion

This is Saxton. Hale! And that legion business in the title was a Bible quote to let you know how serious this all is: Bible serious. So listen up, mercs. Some puny coward's built an army of robots to fight his fights for him. I don't know if robots have human emotions, but if not, they’re doing a Saxxy-worthy impression of them, because they look mad. Also, Reddy tells me they’re heading straight at Mann Co.

So there's a big fight coming, and I'm going to need you mercs to fight it for me. Not for coward reasons, though. Fight reasons. I got a different fight going and I can't fight both fights at once. Well, I could, but the fights are on different continents.

Boyohboy. If you're like me, reading the word "fight" this much has got you in the mood to fight. Last thing you probably want to do right now is read. Unfortunately, Bidwell wrote a stupid report on all the heavy hitters you’ll be running into out there. If I was you I’d skip it.

Alright, enough reading advice. It's man-to-man talk time. I am not going to lie to you: I am going to have to lie to you. You men are absolutely prepared to deal with this, and you are going to be just fine. Right. End of lie. Now get ready to absorb some bullets so they don’t hit my factories.

We have 48 hours until robots arrive. Get moving.

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Day 1
Day 2
Day 3

http://cdn.head-fi.org/6/67/679827e4...HypeTrain.jpeg

That trailer... my god! TOO MANY GOOD THINGS HAPPENING THIS WEEK D:

Well, looks like they finally learned the number "Three". Yay, counting!

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Originally Posted by RockSauron

Well, looks like they finally learned the number "Three". Yay, counting!

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It's just an update. I guess they only have two fingers, then.

Awesome coop game mode for an awesome game. Hyped. Yay. :D

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Originally Posted by CyberSora

It's just an update. I guess they only have two fingers, then.

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http://gyazo.com/c205bb503d6fb53fcac...png?1344980020

That's how Valve always hypes things up, they have at least 3 days of announcing features, where the last day is the release. They've done it with previous TF2 updates (Pyromania being most recent) and the current Steam community update. All of the winter and summer sales have had a day 3, and the past summer sale was the third of its kind.

Anyway, I'm so ****ing excited about this. Hopefully I can get a few people together to play it with.

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Originally Posted by Doopz479

Anyway, I'm so ****ing excited about this. Hopefully I can get a few people together to play it with.

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I can be a few people. :3

I am so excited for this! I just started playing TF2 recently and it's amazing!

Hasn't is been 24 hours since "Day one" started? Where's Day two? :frightened:

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Originally Posted by KlawwTheClown

I am so excited for this! I just started playing TF2 recently and it's amazing!

Hasn't is been 24 hours since "Day one" started? Where's Day two? :frightened:

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This is awesome! I need friends that play TF2 though :cry:

Anyone wanna team up?

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Originally Posted by Spazz

This is awesome! I need friends that play TF2 though :cry:

Anyone wanna team up?

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Hurr Durr

TUCR TEAMS ALPHA AND BRAVO ARE SHORT HANDED SLIGHTLY

Because Merc threw it out there: If you want to join The Turtle Crew in Mann vs. Machine (or Turtle vs. Machine as I like to call it) festivities, let me know. I'll invite you to the group and we can have fun, sexy child friendly times.

Staying up all night, trying to get in a server...

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Originally Posted by gdn001

Staying up all night, trying to get in a server...

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I FEEL YOU BRO.

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http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/...7D5D8248690A0/

THIS IS HOW WE WIN THE WAR. (Right Click > Open Image in New Tab for better quality.)

I tried to play this it is hard :boo:

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Originally Posted by Sakura

I tried to play this it is hard :boo:

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Hard to play or hard to begin playing? :p

I finally got to play it last night and it seemed easy. (Although my team was awesome)

I was a scout, so I was able to use my Sandman bat to mark all the giants for death (all damage done to 'em were mini-crits).

Plus scouts heal whenever they collect money, and the health limit goes up to 500 that way. It. Was. AWESOME.

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Originally Posted by gdn001

Hard to play or hard to begin playing? :p

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giant robot heavys ubercharged :p