*turns on "Call Me Maybe"*
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*turns on "Call Me Maybe"*
I point my feet towards you, and watch you burn while slowly letting out my boost boots' exhaust. I tap my feet to the ground and repeat.
After your face is all scorched, I boost to a ledge, and shoot myself into your skull and watch it implode. You are now brain-dead.
Lastly, I attach quadrillions of of mass-produced boost boots onto your chair, and ignite them, exposing your body to a force of 800 G's.
Rest in pieces, xtremesackboy. I killed you with my favorite powerup.
A slip of the tongue causes you to unfortunately die from asphyxiation.
Your computer's hard drive overheats and explodes. Also, you were yawning at the time.
Scalping. Is that a word? I think it is a word.
You are walking in a dark, rainy night on a street and a car hits you. You barely survived.
Although, you can see the white light. It's a truck which hits you again.
While you are now flying to the heaven as angel, a plane hits you.
You fall down and see a nurse.
He turned out to be a psychopath and he grilled you.
It is indeed a word, and quite a nasty one! Though I'm not sure it would actually kill him, and I'm quite squeemish so it's not something I want to google!Quote:
Originally Posted by FreeAim
You notice what appears to be a mole on your skin. You pick at it, and then you hear a voice: "Self-destructing in 10, 9, 8..."
You can probably guess the rest.
Oh, oh! I've got a nasty one!
A group of suited men come in through your door, boil a big lot of water and pour all of it down your throat. The two ways to die here are severe burns on your throat and/or eventual drowning. Either way, it wouldn't be fun.
I invite you to the cinema, with the pretense of watching the latest crappy Marvel film. When we get there, you find that the theatre is empty. I ominously walking out the room, close and lock the doors, and the movie starts playing..... 50 Shades of Grey. You struggle through it, expecting me to bust through the doors and say "lol I got you good!".... but the film starts again. And again... and again. There's no way out! Then you starve to death or something... I dunno, but either way it's pretty torturous.
But before he starved, I took your keys and unlocked him. Then, being the kind gentleman I am, I gave him a free box of candy for surviving that long. Unfortunately, the candy had poison in it.
I can't say, I boycotted the movie. It doesn't deserve my money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ali_Star
But, oh, I know! Lock you in your house, so you'll starve to death...
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...WITHOUT AN INTERNET CONNECTION!
One could also put you in an iron construct in the shape of a bull and roast it until you burn to death. Or slowly vacuuming the blood out of you through your nose.
Man, I'm on fire today!
Speaking of fire, you probably aren't fond of the idea of being blazed like a joint?
Scaphism. Look it up on Wikipedia. Preferably not while eating something.
As you read posts of people, telling you the ways how you should/could die, you leave your computer in fear.
Once you are at the kitchen, you notice some water on the floor. Then you remember that you dropped your glass of water earlier that morning.
When you are walking towards a box of tissues, you step on the little pool of water and slip and hit your head at the corner of the table.
You barely survived, but you are seriously injured. When you try to get up, you accidentally grab a kettle which is on hot stove. Kettle is full of boiling, hot oil and you manage to drop everything on yourself. You are dead in minutes.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iukcedkOKrg/hqdefault.jpg
It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!!
Heh, let me see... I'll just drop him on henders island I guess. Plenty of gruesome ways to die there. Get eaten by a huge spider tiger thing, a freaky rat thing, or just be chomped into bite sized chunks by disk-shaped ants. Yay! (Inspired by the book fragment. Still, horrible ways to die.)
Drop you off in the New World (from One Piece)
Leave you in a room to listen to "What Makes You Beautiful" on repeat until your ears bleed (4 or 5 hours, depending on the person).
You spontaneously combust (simple, yet effective)
You spontaneously turn into a deer, who gets run into by a car.
I trick you to touch the Portal Mirror, which throws you to the dimension of the forgotten Dragons. The Dragons were once known, but no more. It's the dimension where nobody can die. Not even you. But while they kill you million times for almost eternity, you go Hollow and you are just an empty puppet there, mind dead.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iukcedkOKrg/hqdefault.jpg
It's a sad thing that your adventures have ended here!