would you rather

Unless it's a skinny tree, I think I'd have a better chance of living from lightning, so I'll do that.

WYR be male or female?

I have more experience in being a male, so I'll go with that.

WYR have teeth made of wood or stone?

I imagine stone would be more practical in most cases.

WYR give up your personal information or your nonpersonal login information?

My personal information. There are some sites that I DO NOT want people using my login to say random stuff on.

WYR keep your current hobbies or find a new one?

Keep my current ones. I do not deal well with massive change, especially to things I do for fun.

WYR do math all day or do science all day?

Science, of course.

WYR eat your pet or leg?

Pet I guess. I would like to keep using my legs if possible. (Although the thought of eating either digusts me, bleh :()

WYR have an imaginary friend or a real friend?

A real friend. At least I have someone physically real to blame when we do stupid shit together.

WYR live with Patrick or Spongebob?

That's a tough choice, but ultimately Spongebob's house is nicer.

WYR study ancient literature or very modern literature?

Modern, I guess.

WYR be a car or a house?

Car, so at least I can move around.

WYR wait and save up money for an amazing phone or buy a decently good phone right now?

Wait. I'm a very patient person.

WYR have a very big nose or very big eyes?

I'll take the big nose. Very big eyes would extend to the inside of my head, leaving less room for the brain. Also I don't want to be kawaii. To summarize both points in a picture, here's this:

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WYR unsee that image or make it so that that will never happen to you?

What the hell, that's no human, it's an insect! I must work for a better future where human eyes do not shrink our brains!

WYR have an elf or a dwarf as your companion at all times?

An elf, so I can get secret insider information on Santa's operations.

WYR play guitar or piano?

Piano, much more elegant.

WYR travel in time to kill your past self or future self?

My future self, so I know how I will die and I don't immediately die on the spot.

WYR pay to keep this forum alive or petition to make Dreamsverse have forum games?

Petition. Times are changing, and Dreams are just around the corner.

WYR become a President or a renowned scientist?

Both have their quirks, but I don't think I'm up to running a huge country.

WYR eat ice cream or pie?

Ice cream without a moments hesitation. I'm not very fond of most pies.

WYR attend a fancy and expensive private college or a decent and cheap public college?