would you rather

Pinball, as long as I had a big sleep-in... slots bore me.

Would you rather own a shark or a bear?

Bear, so I can wrestle.

Would you rather die as a hero or live long enough to become the villain?

Die as a hero, even with my fear of death.

Would you rather win a tournament with an OP character you hate or lose with a low-tier character you love?

Lose with the character I love. Victory means nothing if I do not enjoy it.

Would you rather become a werewolf or a vampire?

Vampire, because then I'm still human-esque.

Would you rather get all C's or one A and the rest D's?

All C's. If I had one A and seven D's then my grade would be worse than all C's.

Would you rather be a hacker or an old school gangster?

Gangster, because both imply being disliked by most people, and hacker almost guarantees breaking the law.

WYR keep the full "Would you rather" or abbreviate it to "WYR"?

WYR, L1N3R1D3R is the genius who makes our lives easier.

WYR win a Nobel Peace Prize or win the main pot in the lottery?

Lottery, I can actually use what I've won.

WYR have Donald Trump or a moose as president of the US?

Moose, it can not build walls or become hostile against immigrants.

WYR be an actor or a filmmaker?

Filmmaker, I'm more experienced with editing and less on the scene.

WYR play with a cat or a dog?

Dog, I'm more experienced with that stuff.

WYR ride a dragon or a dinosaur?

A dragon, because all of them can fly and breathe fire.

WYR meet a huge celebrity you dislike or a small celebrity you like?

Small celebrity I like. Who would like to meet someone you hate?

WYR tell the truth or do something crazy?

Tell the truth, I'm a man of composure.

WYR have a partner who has an amazing personality or good looks and money?

Amazing personality. I've heard they are pretty rare.

WYR eat ice cream or drink milkshake?

Eat ice cream, it lasts longer.

WYR eat ice cream or cookies?

I would like one ice cream, please.

WYR Grey Mane or Battleborn?

I'll just say Battleborn.

WYR eat banana or apple?

Banana. I eat them regularly.

WYR win a bad match or lose in a great one?