"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I knew I should have always trusted you, Nemo... That look on his face when I selected him, it meant trouble.

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Trusty Patches is not trustworthy. He will kick you when he has the chance. You should tell it by his face.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Krusty Krab is not trustworthy. It will give you bad food when it has the chance. You should tell it by its employees.

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So Plankton had a legitimate reason to steal their formula. The awful taste of Krabby Patties would fit his personality.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

So 2nd place racer had a legitimate reason to steal 6th place racer's formula. The awful taste of formulas would fit his personality.

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He was never the brightest racer. He became special when he hit his head while falling from his bed.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

He was never the brightest light. He became special when he hit his head while falling from the lamp.

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Eh, it's his fault he can't perform his only job. Though, then again he could have been gently taken down...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Eh, it's his fault he can't perform his seven jobs. Though, then again he could have been gently shot down...

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Are you the taskmaster? That guy worked 25 hours a day and now he became a vegetable.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Are you the president? That guy worked 3 hours a day and now he became Trump.

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Wow, I knew Trump's ideas were persuasive to idiots, but I wasn't aware it was that persuasive!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Wow, I knew my ideas were persuasive to idiots, but I wasn't aware I was that persuasive!

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Make LBPCentral great again!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Make America great again!

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Everyone wants greatness but isn't America large enough?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Everyone wants me to eat more but aren't I large enough?

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I dunno. How much do you weigh?

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I dunno. How much do you have?

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I only have 15 €, I can not accept this offer, Godfather Ali_Star.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I only have 15 €, I can not accept this offer of Godfather Pizza.

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Yeah, I know that place is kind of expensive, but they have really good pizza, trust me.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Yeah, I know that place is kind of expensive, but they have really good monster trucks, trust me.

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Well maybe I can get one after I've worked for 40 years.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Well maybe I can get a gf after I've worked for 40 years.

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Wasn't there a movie about this?

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Originally Posted by FreeAim

Wasn't there a movie about me?

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As far as I know... nope.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

As far as I know... of course.

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When did this come out? Why haven't I heard of it?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Why did this come out? Why did I hear of it?

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I do not know but if you want to see is then invite me.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I do not know but if you want to see something dirty then invite me.

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Why would you think that a gentleman such as I would be watching something inappropriate?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Why would you think that a thug such as you would be watching something adorable?

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I can watch anything I want from my super TV.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I can watch anything I want from my super walkie-talkie.

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I don't think you understand how those things work. They only transmit audio, not video.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I don't think I understand how those things work. They only contain ketchup, not tomatoes.

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Just because ketchup has pictures of tomatoes on the bottle doesn't mean there's actual tomatoes inside of it.