"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Just because my computer has pictures of L1N3R1D3R on a bottle doesn't mean there's a weird forum gamer inside of it.

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Exactly! ...wait, what did you just say about me? :devious:

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Yeah, I have to agree! ...wait, what did you just say about my sister? :devious:

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Woah, you have sister? Does that count as personal information? Just give me a minute to write this down...

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Woah, you have sister? Does that count as my personal interest? Just give me a minute to write this down...

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Oh no, what are you going to do? I didn't know having sisters was that unnatural.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Oh no, what are you going to do? I didn't know marrying my sisters was that unnatural.

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I knew you Finnish people were a bit odd..... but not THAT bad!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I knew you finish people off with a gun..... but not THAT bad of a gun!

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He doesn't have the money to get a better gun, please forgive him.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

He doesn't have the confidence to get a girlfriend, please help encourage him.

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Errrm..... you're a handsome fella, Nemo, you can do it!

Is that ok? I'm not very good at this.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Errrm..... you're a badass fella, Nemo, you can do it!

Is it done? I'm not very good at this.

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Do not worry, Ali. With my new powers we can save the world together!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Do not worry, Ali. With my new powers we can destroy the world together!

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I always knew Nemo had dreams of becoming Voldemort's successor...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I never knew Nemo had dreams of becoming pizza god's successor...

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Pizza will end the starvation and save the lives of the poor folk!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Pizza will end the election and save the lives of the poor Americans!

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That's right, we can lure Trump away from the election with pizza, and then Hillary will be so invested in shaming Trump that Bernie Sanders, the best candidate, will win!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

That's wrong, we can't lure TenebrisNemo away from your bed with pizza. If we do lure TenebrisNemo out of your bed with pizza, he will be so invested in getting free pizza, that he will never want to leave!

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Oh, I guess I'm going to have to buy another bed then... This is too creepy. :cry:

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Oh, I guess I'm going to have to buy Sonic '06 then... This is too creepy. :cry:

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Wow, how the fates have turned against your favor. You should not be forced to spend your money on such garbage.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Wow, how the taste have turned against your flavour. You should be forced to spend your cooking on such people.

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My secret is that I used fruit instead of garbage. :)

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

My secret is that I go by the name 'Lady Monacle' on the weekends. :)

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That's fine by me, I'm not here to judge.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

That's NOT fine by me, I am here to SUE YOU.

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Whoah, Ali, chill, have a Snickers.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Whoah, Ali, chill, have a heart.

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Nah, Sir monacle would rather he doesn't. 8)

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Nah, Sir monacle would rather, he made me see things... 8)

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I do not want to know anything about that, but everyone deserves salvation.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I do not want to know anything about Ali, but he deserves to be punched in the face.

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Well maybe you should get to know me more. I'm a nice guy, really. :(

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Well maybe you should get to know me more. I'm a sad guy, really. :(

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Now, do not say those things. Everyone has something good, right?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Now, do not say anything you might regret. Everyone has a gun, right?

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You can pat me down all you want ifyouknowwhatImean, Officer Nemo, but I assure you won't find any guns on my person!