"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No way, dude. You must stop that and come to my house. We have cookies.

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I told you, I don't want to come to your party! I know you have alcohol and drugs there, it's a bad influence.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I told you, I would love to come to your party! I know you have alcohol and drugs there, it's not a party without them.

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Whilst I enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage, I would encourage you to say no to drugs. I wouldn't want you to go down that route.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Whilst I enjoy the occasional carbonated beverage, I would encourage you to say no to Pepsi. I wouldn't want you to go down that route.

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It's very obvious how much you stand up for Coca-Cola. You're practically a sales representative!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

It's very obvious that nobody has posted in here for almost a week. You're practically at fault for this.

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Blame Nemo, he's been very quiet recently.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Blame Nemo, he's been very drunk recently.

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So that's why he hasn't been posting here. He was probably too distracted to come up with a response.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

So that's why he hasn't been posting here. He was probably too distracted to beat up an army.

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No worries. I eat armies like those for breakfast.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No worries. I eat eggs and bacon for breakfast.

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Sounds like a pretty ordinary breakfast to me. Why are you saying it like it's something special?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Sounds like a pretty dangerous breakfast to me. Why are you saying it like it's something normal?

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Because it makes me feel special as if I am the chosen one. :hero:

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Because it makes me feel special as if I am a big boy. :hero:

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You're a big boy now, Nemo, look how much you've grown since you were a toddler!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You're a big boss now, Nemo, look how much you've leveled up since you were a beginner!

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It sure was a journey which could have worn anybody down, but at least I made it!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

It sure was a boss which could have shut anybody down, but at least I beat it!

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I don't think beating the first mini-boss in the game is anything noteworthy.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I don't think beating Usain Bolt in a 100m sprint is anything noteworthy.

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Say what? Are you off your meds again?

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Say Ahmed. Are you drunk again?

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No. His name is Achmed, the dead terrorist!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No. His name is alistair26, the former amazing LBP level creator!

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Oh stop, you're too kind. :blush:

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Oh stop, you're ruining my plans! :devious:

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Well, if you hadn't become an evil super villain, I wouldn't be ruining your plans, now would I?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Well, if you hadn't become a presidential candidate, I wouldn't be running your campaign, now would I?

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And I completely appreciate all your efforts. Together, we'll make LBPC Great Again!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

And I completely appreciate all your baking skills. Together, we'll make Great Cookies for LBPC Again!

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It saddens me that the previous baker left. I like baking and all, but I don't want to do it full time.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

It saddens me that the previous legend left. I like serving and all, but I don't want to do just sit here.

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Don't worry. I am back! The legend never dies!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Don't worry. I love you too! True love never dies!

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Your relationshop must be difficult considering you two are on separate continents. :(

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Your relationshop must be impossible considering you two are just recently coworkers. :(

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My relationshop? Do I sell relations to other people now?