"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

My relationshop? Do I sell pick up on other people's spelling mistakes now?

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Now? Yoo've allways dun it!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Now? Yoo've allways dun gud, Batmn!

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Thanks for the compliment, Mr. Broken English, but I have to save the world now.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Thanks for the dry Martini, Mr. Bond, but I have to destroy the world now.

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Haha, good luck with that, Mr Token Eco-villain, I laced your drink with a strong sedative. Lulz.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Haha, good luck with that, Mr Baker, I laced your pie with a delicious frosting. Lulz.

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No, you've ruined my plan! I just wanted to make a healthy pie...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

No, you've ruined my bleah! I just wanted to maek a holochaust polocaust!

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The men in white coats are here to take you to the place where you belong.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

The men in white coats are here to show you their crazy experiments.

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Okay, and who are they, what are they doing, and why should I care?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Okay, and who are you, what are you doing, and why should I care?

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He's TenebrisNemo, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you also post on said forum. Show a little respect.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

He's gurren009, he's posting on a forum, and you should care because you keep banning him on said forum. Show a little respect.

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Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand up for me after Mister L1N3R1D3R keeps bullying me. Show some respect for the elderly!

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Originally Posted by gurren009

Thank you! I've been waiting for someone to stand near a cliff after Mister L1N3R1D3R was too afraid. Show some courage for God's sake!

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I'm sorry for my irrational fear of heights. I'd like to fix it, but I don't know how. :(

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm happy for my reasonable fear of heights. I'd like to keep it, but I don't really care. :(

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Wow! A little rude there Mister L1N3R1D3R!

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Originally Posted by gurren009

Wow! A little rude kid there n00b sir monacle!

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ur just jelos of my mad skillz. :( :devious: :hero: :grr: :hatsack::hatsack::hatsack:

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

u're just jelos of my mad skillz. :( :devious: :hero: :grr: :hatsack::hatsack::hatsack:

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Much better.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Much worse.

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Not very nice Mister Ali_Star!

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Originally Posted by gurren009

Not very nice Mrs Ali_Star!

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I'm neither married, or a lady. Wrong on two counts!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I'm neither married, nor a lady. Wrong on two counts!

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And you're wrong on one count for using the wrong conjunction. :hero:

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And you're going on one vacation for doing the right thing. :hero:

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Good job fellow co-worker!

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Originally Posted by gurren009

Good job fellow Santa Claus!

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Thank you. I just rang the bell and people from all around the town came to donate money.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Thank you. I just rang the police and people from all around the underworld came to destroy money.

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Oh no. The goblins are at it again!

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Oh no. TenebrisNemo is at it again!

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Dang it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Darn it, Nemo! Just as I thought you returned for good, we haven't heard you since I left for my mini-vacation...

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Fixed because "dang it" is an awful phrase, overused by American teens these days it seems.