"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Fixed because "dang it" is an amazing phrase, overhated by British adults these days it seems.

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I would have put the more severe word, but this is the only forum I go to that censors it.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I would have issued the more severe punishment, but this is the only forum I go to that doesn't condone needless torture.

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I dread to think what other forums you visit.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Sir monacle Fixed because "darn it" is an awful phrase, overused by Americans it seems.

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Why are you trying to avoid sayi-

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Sir monacle breaking the rules for a change. :p

Next person should quote my previous post.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I dread to think what other websites you visit.

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Oh, you know, the usual. YouTube, Reddit, Smashbo--[ERROR: HERESY COMMITTED]

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Oh, you know, the usual. Peace, sunshine, birds singi--[ERROR: NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!]

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Surprise, mother fudge! I went out with an exploding hard drive and came back with a blast of nuclear rap! :kz:

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Surprise fudge! I went out with a bag full of cash and came back with a big box of fudge! :kz:

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Wow. I was expecting chocolate, so this is indeed a surprise.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Wow. I was expecting murder, so this is not a surprise.

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You're a good detective, Ali. Now can you piece something together with this new evidence?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You're a good corrupted detective, Ali. Now can you pretend to piece something together with this new evidence?

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Hehehe! Nobody will not link my new big box of fudge to the victim!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Hehehe! Nobody will give my new big box of fudge to Ali!

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So you bought a big box of fudge and won't share with poor ol' Ali? :(

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

So you bought a big box of kitten and won't share with poor ol' crazy cat lady? :(

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He's probably already weirded out by her, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to her insane machine.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

He's probably already worked out in the dojo, I don't think he wants to give any more fuel to the corrupted warlord.

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I will dethrone him and save this kingdom from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I will dethrone Trump and save America from his tyrannical grasp! Who is with me!?

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55% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not more.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

5% of Americans, and I'm really surprised it's not less.

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No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being locked away by the evil king.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No need to be pessimist. The others are probably being killed by the evil Clinton.

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I know for sure that they are, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I know for sure that they are mutants now, which is why America is screwed from 2017 on.

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Mutants, you say? We need to get the miniguns and RPGs.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Omelettes, you say? We need to get the forks and knives.

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Indeed, the breakfast had in this castle on August the 29th will be a feast to behold!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Indeed, the dinners in this castle on Doomsday will be a feast to behold!

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Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the war knocks our gates and we rise our swords and fight 'till we are sent to Valhalla!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Aye! Now rise your drinks and chug until the wine knocks your livers out of commission and we all die of alcohol poisoning!

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And this, kids, is why drinking too much alcohol is a bad thing.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And this, kids, is why going into my white van is a bad thing.

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Why do you lure kids into your white van, man?