"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

That's one way to get him puking.

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If I hit him hard enough then maybe, yeah.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

If I poked him hard enough then maybe, yeah.

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I don't think you can make someone bleed by poking them unless you have very, very sharp fingernails.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I don't think you can make someone explode by poking them with a dynamite.

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Duh. That's why we have the suicide bombers to do that for us.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Duh. That's why we have teachers to do that for us.

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I know you didn't like school, but you really want to make your teachers explode?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I know you didn't like concentration camps, but you really want to make slavers explode?

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They are ruining the lives of innocent people. We must erase them from this dimension.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

They are ruining the essays of innocent people. We must erase them from the paper.

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But...they're just drawings of monsters! Surely the teachers will understand!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But...they're just drawings of Illuminati! Surely the teachers will understand!

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Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is the puppet of that group and he doesn't even exist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sahAbxq8WPw

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Oh yes, he totally understands. The teacher is Rick Astley and he totally doesn't even exist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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Nemo, 2009 called. It wants its meme back right now.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Nemo, Gods called. They wants their powers back right now.

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Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not steal them from me. 8)

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Too bad I am too overpowered so they can not nerf me. 8)

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Well, Sakurai did it to Bayonetta, I'm sure you can be brought down, too.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Well, Sir_monacle did it to rules, I'm sure you can do that, too.

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Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Yeah, I can do it, but I am trying not to care.

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I'm telling you, colleges won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm telling you, Mage Towers won't accept people who get bad grades because they didn't do their homework.

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I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze flames 'n stuff.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I know that. I am trying as hard as I can to freeze your computer 'n stuff.

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But you're supposed to be a computer technician. I'm not paying for my computer to get ****ed over.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But you're supposed to be a war tactician. I'm not paying for my country to get ****ed over.

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Patience, General. Just wait one more day and you will see that the enemies will walk onto our trap.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Patience, General. Just wait one more year and you will see that the enemies will walk right past our trap.

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Which is exactly why I don't want to hire you. Leave immediately, "Lieutenant" Nemo!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Which is exactly why I don't want to serve you. Leave immediately, "Dark Lord" Nemo!

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Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my powers? Then I will send you to Tuonela!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Tsk tsk tsk! You do not realize what I can do with my pointer stick? Then I will send you to the principal's office!

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But Professor Nemo, I swear I did my homework!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But Professor Nemo, I swear too $%&@ing much!

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I should wash your mouth out with soap! :mad:

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I should wash your mouth out with acid! :mad:

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Whoa, chill lecturer Ali. His parents will take care of him.