"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Whoa, good choice lecturer Ali. His parents will appreciate the suitable punishment.

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I am known to be a tough but fair disciplinarian.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I am known to be a tough but failing politician.

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And your name is Bernie Sanders. Can you tell me something I don't know?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And your name is Fidel Castro. Can you tell me something I don't want toknow?

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Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your father has two eyes.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Well, let's see, I don't know how to say this but your mother has four eyes.

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So she was right when she said she had eyes in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

So she was right when she said she had antennas in the back of her head. I just never saw them because of her hair.

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Aliens can take any forms, but at least she loves you.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I can take any form, but at least I love you.

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An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take human form.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

An interesting super power to have, but I'll only be able to love you back if you take white human form.

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I'm pretty sure that's racist.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I'm pretty sure I'm racist.

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Well that's a shame, but I respect your honesty for admitting it.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Well we are the shame, but I do not respect your honesty for admitting it.

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Not even if I gave you twenty five bucks?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Not even if I gave you twenty five trillion bucks?

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I would hope he accepts the offer to treat you kindly for that much money.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I would hope he accepts that the officer will treat you kindly for not being corrupted.

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Oh good, no more corrupted heroes.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Oh good, no more song lyrics.

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I'm glad you've finally seen the light.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I'm glad you've finally seen the video.

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Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's amazing, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a prize.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Oh, he had never seen it before? That video's garbage, whoever that L1N3D3RP or whatever made it deserves a slap.

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Come on, your videos ain't that bad. I laughed a lot at the Michael Rosen's clone video.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Come on, your singing is bad. I laughed a lot at all of it.

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I think you should be more constructive with your criticism.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I think I should be more productive with my free time.

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Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing these.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Shouldn't we all? Yet here I am playing Monopoly.

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Alright, Monopoly is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic game with a little bit of luck.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Alright, meth is not a waste of free time. It's a really fun, strategic drug with a little bit of luck.

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Have you even tried the stuff?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Have you even tried to dance?

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Well if it's as bad as his singing, he's better off not bothering.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Well if it's as good as his videos, he's better than you.

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Let's dance it off, then!