"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Let's shake it off, then!

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*insert popular Taylor Swift song here*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

*insert popular Justin Bieber song here*

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

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Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and sore. I don't want to move anymore tonight. Just let me sleep...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Listen, Nemo, I'm tired and drunk. I don't want to dance anymore tonight. Just let me puke...

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Gee, man, if you want to. I hope the party was cool though.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Gee, man, if you want to. I hope you think I'm cool though.

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I do not. I happen to think you are very uncool.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I do. I happen to think I am very uncool.

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No worries, my friend! Once you wear these sunglasses and this leather jacket you will be cool!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No worries, my friend! Once you wear these crocs and this cap with the sticker still on you will be cool!

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You and I have a very different definition of 'cool'....

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

You and I have a very different definition of 'food'....

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Well I do not want to starve to death in this deserted island.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Well I do not want to starve to death in this desserted island.

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Sounds delicious, I'm sure you wouldn't starve! Might want to watch those calories though!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Sounds bad, I'm sure you will starve! Might want to watch those ships though!

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You mean sack. I will not attend your funeral. :(

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You mean alcohol. I will not attend your birthday party. :(

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But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY sober, promise--*snores*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But...but...eh heh heh, butt...why? I'm TOOOOOOTALLY the new president, promise--*snores*

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Well at least you aren't a lying piece of garbage.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Well at least you aren't bad at Portal 2 Coop.

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, you were serious?!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....... oh wait, HahHAHahHAhahHAhahAHhahAHahHAHaAHhahAHa?!

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Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... It's too late - He's insane and there's no way to cure him. The only humane thing to do would be to put him out of his misery.

After that we can go to subway, though. :)

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Well... I did my best to try to bring him back to reality, but... I can not. - I'm insane and there's no way to cure both of us. The only humane thing to do would be to put my pets out of their miseries.

After that we can go to my workplace, though. :)

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Let me call the professionals to take care of you.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Let me call the police to take care of you.

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I'm pretty sure him taking your food isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm pretty sure him taking your life isn't illegal if you invited him to a party and prepared the food to be eaten.

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You are one of the worst dictators ever.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You are one of the worst Nazis ever.

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You see, in public I praise them because I don't want to be killed, but I know that it makes literally no sense.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You see, in public I bully them because I don't want to be liked, but I know that it makes a lot of sense.

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No, it doesn't! Here, drink this acid.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No, it doesn't! Here, drink some water.

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I told you, my body is fine without water. I've trained for this marathon for years, dude!