"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I told you, my body is fine without oxygen. I've trained for ...urgh.... *gasps for air*.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh

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RIP in pieces. :(

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

My mind in pieces. :(

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Yeah, you forgot to mark the parts which you "fixed/added".

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Yeah, you forgot to kill the people which you "fixed/removed".

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Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes no sense. I resign from my position.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Listen, Sir Adolf, I honestly feel that your ideology makes a lot of sense. I will stay in my position forever!

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Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent people?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Oh no, why do you want to kill innocent llamas?

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Because they're a disgrace to the world. They could have been so much better.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Because I'm a disgrace to the world. I could have been so much better.

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You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 30 year old who plays silly word games, on a forum for a videogame that he doesn't even play any more.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

You're still young, don't lose hope. At least you're not a 2 year old who plays silly counting games, on a forum in Rome that definitely doesn't even exist any more.

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Did Roman children actually learn to count in the forum? I didn't know!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Did African children actually learn to eat in the afterlife? I didn't know!

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Your dark humor is like Syrian children. They never get old.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Your homemade chocolates are like charcoal. They never get sold.

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I happen to like the taste of charcoal. Linerider.... you have yourself a new customer!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I happen to like the taste of defeat. Bernie.... you have yourself a new supporter!

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I cri evritim. (Not really) 8)

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I kill you. (Not really) 8)

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist would be angry at you.

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/fa/fa0a7b...7960ec13fd.jpg

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Allah the Loved God would be proud at you.

http://maniacmuslim.com/wp-content/u...-terrorist.jpg

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We're the fans of Bomberman game franchise, right?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

We're the fans of Legend of Zelda game franchise, right?

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Yeah, and there are no terrorists pointing guns at you in that game as far as I remember.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Yeah, and there are no alistair26 levels in that game as far as I remember.

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Not every game is as blessed as LBP2 is.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Not every game is as amazing as LBP2 is.

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Actually, IMO two games are better. Can you guess what they are?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Actually, IMO one game is better. Can you guess what it is?

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Hannah Montana the Movie, has to be!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Hannah Montana is stupid, has to be!

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I mean, you're right, but you probably shouldn't say that lest you offend anyone.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I mean, you're right, but you probably should say that because you'll offend someone.

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I agree. Offending millenials is fun.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I agree. Offending babies is fun.

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How would you even offend them? They hardly have any opinions.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

How would you even cook them? They hardly have any bacon.

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Very original! Now take this ticking bomb as a reward.