"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Very original! Now take this "You Tried" medal as a reward.

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...thanks a lot, Nemo. *curls up in the fetal position and cries*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Thanks a lot, Nemo! *highfive and a fist bump*

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Piece of cake! Those enemies have no chances against us.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Piece of cake! Those enemies have no ovens to cook it in.

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I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the birthdays, but what other use will this have?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm fine if the enemies can't celebrate the victories, but what other use will this sneaky mission have?

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We will strike when they think that we have been defeated and then we beat the final boss.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

We will celebrate when they think that we have been dead and the guard beat the old people to death.

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...Why did I ever let you be in charge of Friday night antics?

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

...Why did I ever let you be in charge of the massive legion?

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So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of underworld! Uurgh!!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

So we can save the innocent from the tyrants of the election! Uurgh!!

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Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can save the world.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Sounds like a worthy cause. Sign me up, let's see how we can destroy the world.

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Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Nuke it from your house, it's the only way to be accurate.

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I'm sorry, but my house doesn't have any missile programs. It does have an exit, though. I suggest you start there.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

I'm sorry, but my house does have K-18 programs. It does not have doors, though. I suggest you come from the chimney.

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No thanks. I will send you hamburgers instead. And pizza.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No thanks. I will eat your hamburgers instead. And pizza.

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Sure, I don't like burgers--wait, no, not the pizza!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Sure, I don't like pizza--wait, no, not the pizza!

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Too late. It's my pizza now. *flies away with the pizza*

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Too late. It's my gold now. *flies away with the pizza*

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You are quite possibly the most confused thief I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another pizza!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You are quite possibly the worst pirate I've ever seen. Good thing I can just buy another Interceptor!

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Thank you, commodore, for getting us ready to make way!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Thank you, Sir monacle, for getting us ready to blow the town to hell's way!

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M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to stop staring at me now?

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

M-my pleasure. Can you get your "friend" to start throwing drugs at me now?

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Drugs are not the answer. Here, take this coke.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

It's dangerous to go alone. Here, take this coke.

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You've never played a Legend of Zelda game, have you?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You've played a Dark Souls game, have you?

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THE LEGEND NEVER DIES! GIT GUD!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

A PRO PLAYER NEVER DIES! GIT GUD!

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I never asked for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in peace!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I've always hoped for snarky commentary, Nemo. Let me play in chaos!

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As you wish, lord L1N3R1D3R! Urrrgh!!!! Uuuurrh!!!