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Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star There is something poor and innocent about cute fluffy kittens. They are joy in its purest form! Exactly, which is why I object to you eating them!
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R Exactly, which is why I object to you meeting them! If my parents can accept our relationship, so should yours. :(
Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star If my girl can accept our relationship, so should your wives. :( I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was the ladies man.
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo I didn't know L1N3R1D3R was a man. He is??????
Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star She is?????? Did you just assume his gender?!
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo Did you just assume Barack Obama's gender?! I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's a man?
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R I mean, he is the president and he has a wife. Is it not safe to assume that he's an apache helicopter? Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by men.
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo Apache helicopters have no feelings, they are machines created by themselves. I sexually identify as offensive, and I find this statement to be an Apache helicopter.
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R I sexually identify as bad, and I find this statement to be a joke. Pls no triggering. We offer chocolate cake.
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo Pls no triggering. We offer bullet-proof vests. oic wut u did thar :arg:
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R oic wut u did in wc :arg: You creepy mongrel. *loads shotgun*
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo You creepy mongrel. *loads van* Wait, don't go! We can accommodate for the spiders in your room, I swear!
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R Wait, don't go! We can worship the spiders in your room, I swear! Not interested. *drives away*
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo Not interested. *drives L1N3R1D3R crazy* All I want is to give you the vacuum cleaner you wanted to borrow, no need to treat me like a salesman!
Quote: Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R All I want is to give you the love you deserve, no need to friendzone me! :( If he doesn't love you, he doesn't love you. Stop crying and move on!
Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star If he doesn't pay you, he hates you. Stop crying and have a revenge! Why use violence when you have cyber bullying?
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo Why use soap when you have deodrant? Well deodrant doesn't get you clean, for one thing....
Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star Well axe doesn't get you girls, for one thing.... I've been living a lie!
Quote: Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo I've been eating a pie! This isn't Facebook, get out of here with your status updates!
Quote: Originally Posted by Ali_Star This isn't Twitter, get out of here with your video updates! I'm sorry that I like informing people about my newest videos. Don't you want to know?