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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm sorry that I like informing people about my bedroom antics. Don't you want to know?

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Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep it to yourself.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Yeeeeaaaaah no thanks. Please keep the donuts to yourself.

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But I made them myself! Sure, it might tastes like crap, but accept my gift!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But I made you myself! Sure, you might be crap, but accept my gift of life!

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That's no way to speak to your only son!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

That's no way to give your one and only son!

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I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being Jesus, but you're also calling me God... :D

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I would be angry that you're bragging about yourself being the best LBPC member, but you're also calling me the worst LBPC member... :(

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When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing these games with me. <3

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

When did I say that? I mean.... WHY would I say that. You're the only one playing around with me.

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...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about your weird homosexual activities!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

...ew. This is a family-friendly forum, Ali, not a place to talk about our perfectly normal homosexual activities!

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But you never answer my calls or texts. :(

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

But they never answer my calls or texts. :(

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Then they don't care about you, and you should realize that and move on.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Then they don't care about you, and you should protest that and never move on.

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How very apt.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Now very wet.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

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I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a circular green cyclops.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I don't know if you're delusional or what, but I am not a terrorist with a bomb in a bag.

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Then why do you have a bag in men's washroom?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Then why do you have a shirt in men's washroom?

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I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public bathrooms, but you don't just enter it naked.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm not sure if you understand the concept of public dance offs, but you don't just enter them without learning to dance.

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So that's why I never win.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

So that's why I always win.

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If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my revolver.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

If you think you can dance then dance for me while I am shooting you with my rocket launcher.

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That seems like a bit of an unfair advantage.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

That seems like a stupidly unfair advantage.

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You mean like how Mario Kart gives me terrible item luck when I face against higher-ranked players?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You mean like how eggs gives me terrible wind when I eat them?

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Why do you eat them if they make you fart?

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Why do I eat your pills if they make you breathe normally?

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Because you're ah mhonstheheher, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!! :(

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Because my name is Sir_monacle, hthat'sh whyhy hhhhh!! :(

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Seriously, he does that more than anyone else here.