"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Seriously, it does that more than everyone else here combined.

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Let's be glad that there aren't human copies from ourselves.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Let's be glad that there aren't fingerprints from our bodies.

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Really, you promise that we can commit a crime without worry, and this is your reasoning?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Really, you promise that we can eat your cooking without worry, and this is your seasoning?

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Using Chinese five spice in spaghetti bolognese certainly isn't advisable.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Using Chinese five spice in shower certainly isn't advisable.

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Sure you is showering correctly?!

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Originally Posted by NathanBros

Sure you are highlighting your changed words correctly?!

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I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some people. :p

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I'm fairly confident that I am..... unlike some zombies. :p

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Wait, are you implying that you are a zombie?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Wait, are you implying that I am a zombie?

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Considering that you find entertainment in turning every joke into a boring trend, yes.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Considering that you find entertainment in turning every ball of yarn into a sweater, yes.

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I hope he can knit me a nice Christmas jumper.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I hope he can find me a nice Christmas present.

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Ali, you do know that Santa Claus isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just blow your mind?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Ali, you do know that love isn't real, right? ...sorry, did I just break your heart?

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u maek me cri evry tiem

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

u maek me lul evry tiem

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I know I'm a pretty good comedian, but you don't need to address me that informally.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I know I'm pretty, but you don't need to approach me that nervously.

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I'm just really shy, t'is all.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I'm just really British, t'is all.

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I can tell by your use of the word "t'is" without talking about "the season" of Christmas.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You can tell by my use of the word "British" that I'm a typical American that doesn't understand that very few (if any) English folk actually refer to themselves as "British".

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Yes, and we don't all talk like the Queen or Ray Winstone, or have bad teeth.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Yes, and we don't all talk like Darth Vader, or have bad intent.

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And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your word choice given the time of year.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And nor do I, I was merely jesting at your jumper choice given the time of year.

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It's a Christmas jumper (knitted by Nemo no less)..... when the heck else would I wear it?

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

It's a suicide jumper (encouraged by Nemo no less)..... when the heck should I do the same?

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After you've bought me some Christmas presents of course.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

After you've eaten my Christmas presents of course.

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It's your fault that you chose to wish for only edible things.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

It's your vault that you chose to fill with only edible things.

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I must keep my lollipops safe from certain people.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I must keep my lollipops safe from Sir_monacle.

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Do you need me to help secure that vault? I have heavy-duty locks.