"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Do you need me to help the thief to steal that vault? I have heavy bombs for it.

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Calm down, Satan. That vault is precious to me.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Calm down, Satan. That Bible is precious to me.

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But it was your destiny to join the evil side. Those commandments are just words, anyway.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But it was your choice to join the winning side. Those commandments are just our prisons, anyway.

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Glad to hear that, mortal! Muahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Glad to see that, jerk! Muahahahahaha!

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But all I wanted to do was help people with science! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But all I wanted to do was bully people with wet paper balls! Why am I getting sent to the principal's office?

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Because you're a bad kid! You won't get any presents this Christmas!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Because you're a good kid! You won't get any coal this Christmas!

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*insert generic "the true meaning of Christmas" message here*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

*insert generic modification here*

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Man, this game really has gone downhill.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Man, my feces really has gone down the toilet.

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I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically right.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I wasn't even going to mention it, but yes, you are technically a brain riding a skeleton coated with flesh.

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That put my life into a whole new perspective.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

That put my piece of art into a whole new perspective.

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I know, some revolutionary technology to create the world around it, right?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I know, some revolutionary technology to create synthetic human beings, right?

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Just make sure you don't give them sentience, that never works out!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Just make sure you don't give them donuts, that never works out!

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Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their programming by messing up their wires?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Oh, I would never do that. Why would I risk ruining their day by messing up their hair?

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Because you're a monster.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Because you're cookie monster.

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Since when was I a blue, fuzzy, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Since when was I a redneck, fat, anthropomorphic creature who adored cookies!? *TRIGGERED*

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It was a joke, bro!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Cool story, bro!

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Thanks for acknowledging my backstory. I took tons of time to craft it--I mean, feel bad for me!

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Originally Posted by l1n3r1d3r

thanks for acknowledging my channel. i took tons of years to create my videos it--i mean, feel bad for me!

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*UNSUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa! 8D

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

*RESUBSCRIBED* Haahahahahhahaaa! 8D

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Why are you wasting your subscription on someone you never watch?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Why are you wasting your money on a game you'll never play?

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It's these darn Steam sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

It's these darn shoe sales I tell ye, I can't resist a good bargain!

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Shoes are good but you do not need 49 pairs of them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯