"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Chromosomes are good but you do not need 23 pairs of them. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Well it's been a very long time since I've studied Biology, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to argue.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Well it's been a very long time since I've studied necromancy, so I'm not sure I'm in a position to rise an army.

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Just try, my friend! The dead can't complain! Mwahahaha!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Just try, my friend! The women can't complain! Mwahahaha!

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Stop being a sexist fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of equality.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Stop being a equal fool, Nemo. It's 2016, we're in the age of being the superior sex.

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Women are as important as men are in life!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

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Ali is as important as I am in this thread!

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We are all equally important (but some are more equally important than others).

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

We are all equally salt (but some are more equally salt than others).

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If you learned that in League of Legends then I am not surprised.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

If you learned that in Call of Duty then I am not surprised.

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Just because I am proficient at first-person shooter controls doesn't mean I was a Call of Duty scrub!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Just because I am proficient at dancing doesn't mean I was a professional dancer!

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You should follow your dreams. Forget university!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

You should follow your greed. Forget your dreams!

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Tell that to Scrooge McDuck. :hero:

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Tell that to Donald Trump. :hero:

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Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being greedy and following his dreams, so...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Well, somehow he managed to succeed while being dumb and following his money, so...

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If the majority of Americans voted for him then it's their problem.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

If the majority of conservative whites voted for him then it's their problem.

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I'm surprised at how many states he won after all the stupid **** he's documented to have said.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm surprised at how many races he won after all the stupid training he's done while being a thug.

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Whoa, just because he's black does not mean he's a thug.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Whoa, just because the thug life chose him does not mean he's a thug.

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Don't you know the rules of the thug life? You don't choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Don't you know the rules of the fight club? You don't choose the fight club, the fight club chooses you.

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You just broke the first two rules of fight club.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You just broke the first two rules of dance club.

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A talented dancer like Linerider should know much better. :moody:

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

A talented slave like Linerider should know his place. :moody:

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Free the slaves! ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Free the incarcerated criminals

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In no world is that a good idea...

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

In my world that's a good idea!

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Because you live in underworld where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Because you live in my house where the sun doesn't shine, am I rite?

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I don't want to know about your and Ali's messed up living situations.