"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You don't want to know about my and Ali's messed up relationship situations.

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Well I can't you if I do not know anything, buddy.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Well I can't think if I do not know anything, buddy.

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And clearly that is the case. :arg:

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And clearly that is my smell. :arg:

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Argh! Noooo! *dies*

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Argh! Noooo! *flies*

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I didn't know you had super powers! :gopher:

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

I didn't know you had jelly donuts! :gopher:

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And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my club, not for you!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And no, Mr. Gopher, you may not have any of them. I bought them for my cat lord, not for you!

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Cats are evil and do not even love you. Do not worship them!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Cats are cool and always love you. However, do not worship them!

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Thanks for the advice, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with them before now.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Thanks for the present, Nemo. I guess I was a bit too obsessed with candies before now.

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Uh oh, better not to open that present then!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Uh oh, better not to open that briefcase then!

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Wait, what did you sa--*BOOM*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Wait, what did you sa--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!

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You got Rickrolled, you can not escape from it for 5 hours.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You got Nyan Cat-ed, you can not escape from it for 5 hours.

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But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more screwed now.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

But doesn't the Nyan cat video last for 10 hours? ...wait, I'm even more excited to see it now.

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Just wait until you see the version where every time the cat says the letter 'n', it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Klingon!

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Just wait until you see the version where every time they say "one", it's replaced with the entire Bee Movie translated into Latin!

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While that would be entertaining, I've had enough LazyTown for today.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

While that would be entertaining, I've had enough internet for today.

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You may have had enough internet for a day, but the internet does not care!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You may have had enough corn for a day, but the corn children do not care!

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I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corn children are of the cob or not.

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Originally Posted by koltonaugust

I think your statement depends entirely on whether these corny children are delicious or not.

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No, do not eat the children. I already made food from chickens.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No, do not let the children outside. I already cut off the heads of the chickens.

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What on earth were you thinking by doing that? You know they don't immediately die, right?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

What on earth were you thinking by destroying that fortress? You know they don't immediately die without holy water?

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No worries, the priests are hiding in the bushes. When those ghouls come out, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No worries, the Ali_Stars are hiding in TenebrisNemo's house. When those ghouls go in, they shoot holy spit from their mouths on them!

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It is too late. We must burn it all down... for the chickens. YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

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Originally Posted by koltonaugust

It is too late. We must burn it all down... for Harambe! YOU WILL BE AVENGED!

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Please get that dead meme out of here. It smells like rotten sushi.