"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Please get that dead man out of here. He smells like rotten eggs.

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You killed the man, it's your responsibility to dispose of him.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I killed the man, but it's your responsibility to dispose of him.

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I am not going to do this job. Find somebody else.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I am not going to cook this meat. Find somebody else to eat.

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It is too late. I have already devoured the arm raw.

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Originally Posted by koltonaugust

It is too late. I have already reached the final form.

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No! Kill it with fire! *pyromancy intensifies*

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

No! Cook it with fire! *the episode intensifies*

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This is the most interesting show on Food Network I've ever seen. What's the name of it?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

This is the lamest show on Nature Network I've ever seen. What's the name of it?

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Watching Grass Grow season 2: Mud Turns to Dirt.

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Originally Posted by koltonaugust

Things That Never Happened season 2: I Got a Girlfriend.

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Born to feel. Liek dis if u cri evritim. :(

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Born to drive. Liek dis if u laff evritim. :D

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I'm pretty sure none of what you just said was intelligible. Are you sure you got an A in English?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I'm pretty sure all of what you just said was intelligible. Are you sure you only got an A in English?

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You got me. I actually got expelled for being too dang smart for you plebians.

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Originally Posted by koltonaugust

You got me. I actually got executed for being too dang smart for you heathens!

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Pff! You just believed that we should die for not serving something which doesn't exist.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Pff! You just believed that we should be scolded for not doing something which doesn't make sense.

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This is exactly how I feel in one of my classes right now, but my teacher is too flat to understand my point of view.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

This is exactly how I feel in one of my countries right now, but my people are too blind to understand my glorious point of view.

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You are a tyrant who shouldn't be ruling this land. Viva la revolution!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You are an uncultured swine who shouldn't be playing this song. Viva la Vida!

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Sorry, but I've heard that song way too many times, and it's time for that to stop.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Sorry, but I've heard that song way too many times, and it's time for that to continue! LET IT GOOOOOO!

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*Loads shotgun* Shame!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

*Loads shotgun* Shane!

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What did I do wrong? All I'm doing here is playing some high-level basketball!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

What did I do wrong? All I'm doing here is playing some high-level realistic FPS game!

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You killed all the children! There is no hope left for you, monster!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You ate all the gingerbread children! There is no dessert left for you, monster!

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*in monster language* I apologize for my rudeness, I'm just learning my manners.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

*in hobo language* I apologize for my rudenessh, I'm just learningh my mannersh, good lordh.

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Get out or I call for Ivan.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Get out or be shot by Ivan.

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*insert footage from Game Grumps' Devil's Third playthrough here*

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

*insert footage from L1B3R1D3R's home video here*

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What the heck is this?! I didn't sign up for this!