"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I thought "Donald Trump" was a misspelled idiot decorated with a wig!

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Pls enough with Donald Trump. Donald Duck is far more entertaining.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Pls enough with the Trump. Cribbage is far more entertaining.

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I understand that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can try!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

я не понимаю that the trump card mechanic of euchre can be hard to learn, but at least you can die!

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вы говорите по рускеей? Я говорите по руский немнога! По моему я знаю треедцать две слов.

(Google translate sucks when it comes to Russian grammar. Good luck translating! (No, I did not use google translate. Otherwise it'd be complete gibberish in the real world.))

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Monocle! Monacle! Sir Monacle!

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*Opens PokeDex* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon, appears usually in LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Tries to twist and crush the mind of other pokemons.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

*Opens door* Sir monacle, a rare psychic type pokemon appeared in the LittleBigPlanet Central forums. Want to help me catch it?

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Leave me alone, I'm playing poker!

I go all in.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Leave me alone, I'm playing marriage!

I go all in.

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Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall regret that for 18 years!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Bad, move, Sir monacle! You shall lose all your money to my shops!

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You shouldn't be such a ruthless player against him, this is his first Monopoly game!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

You shouldn't be such a ruthless CoD player against me, this is my first Xbox game!

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Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like salmon, or halibut? Or give me some money so I can go play Texas Hold'em again.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Cod? Why don't guys play nicer game, like Dark Souls, or Final Fantasy X? Or give me some money so I can go buy Bloodborne.

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You got an excellent taste in games, Sir monacle. Here, have a heart.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You have an excellent taste in dirt, Sir monacle. Here, have my heart.

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Slightly gross. I do like dirt, though. Any chance I can get a discount?

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Slightly slimy. I do like jelly, though. Any chance I can get a discount?

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If you have the green Jelly Time coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

If you have the cookie dough ice cream coupons. Otherwise you'll have to pay the full price.

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Ugh, Sir monacle, I told you we should have brought our coupon book!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Ugh, Sir monacle, didn't I tell you to bring my "special" book?

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Yes, but you locked your house. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise Gremlins will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching that thing.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Yes, but you locked your pants. You shouldn't do that! Otherwise bugs will eat your face! Also, I'm not touching those things.

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L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of bugs. That's like being the Oogie Boogie.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

L1N3R1D3R's sack is not full of nuggets. That's like being Ronald McDonald.

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I don't want to know about Ronald McDonald and his sack. Isn't this forum PG?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I want to know about TeneBrisNemo and his sack. wait, Isn't this dating forum R?

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Leave me out of this, man. I don't want any trouble! Just take the worthless pack of cards and get out.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Leave my sack out of this, man. I don't want any love! Just take the worthless pack of chocolate and get out.

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Sir monacle, you're breaking my heart. :(

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Sir monacle, you're breaking my dishes. :(

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It's not his fault that you gave him the sharpest knife in the world to eat with.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

It's not his fault that you gave him the strongest lightsaber in the world to eat with.

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I didn't say EAT the Sith lord, I said BEAT the Sith lord!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I didn't say kill the orange bird, I said BEAT the orange bird!

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That's what I was doing! Over, and over again, just like you said. It's not my fault it can't take my mucho powers.