"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

That's what I was doing! Over, and over again, just like you said. It's not my fault it can't take my bomb's powers.

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So not only the vault is broken, now you've also destroyed all the money which were inside of it.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

So not only the government is broken, now you've also destroyed all the people which were inside of it.

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And yet people still try to defend his decisions...

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

And yet people still try to defend his towers...

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Dumb orcs. They do not know that our armies have trebuchets!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Dumb New Yorkers. They do not know that our armies have planes!

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Honestly, when you said "towers", I'm surprised you didn't make a Trump or a 9/11 joke.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Honestly, when you said "There's a funeral going on", I'm surprised you didn't make a 9/11 or a 9/11 joke.

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Oh, err, okay! Here's a joke, umm.

My uncle died in 9/11, he called me on the phone just before he died. I shall always remember his words: "aloha I'm in Hawaii"

What do you mean that wasn't funny? I don't work well under pressure, okay!? *Runs off*

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Oh, err, okay! Here's a sad story, umm.

My uncle died in 9/11, he called me on the phone just before he died. I shall always remember his words: "git gud casul"

What do you mean that was funny? I don't work well under the sign of shame, okay!? *blasts off*

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Don't worry, Team Rocket may hire you to catch Ash's pikachu.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Don't worry, Team Tempo Storm may hire you to play professional Melee with pikachu.

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Sorry, but my username isn't "Axe". You must be mistaken.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Yes, but my username is "L33TR1D3R". You must be awesome to play cards with me..

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Yeah. yeah, whatever. Just go all-in, okay? I need the money.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Yeah. yeah, whatever. Just insert the bullet in the revolver, okay? I need the money.

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Don't tell me you're playing the Russian Roulette.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Don't tell me you're playing LittleBigPlanet 3.

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I know it's a horribly glitchy game, but if you can deal with them, then it's actually really fun!

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I know it's a horribly gruesome thing to do, but if you try to run away, I can deal with you, trust me, it's actually really fun!

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Look, I'm not doing it. Get TeneBrisNemo to do it. You're inhumane, and I'm getting out of here!

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Look, I'm not doing it. Get TenebrisNemo to do it. You're a lion, and I'm getting out of here!

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First of all, the B in TenebrisNemo isn't capitalized. Second of all, why do you think I'm a scary lion?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

First of all, the B in TenebrisNemo stands for BIG BOSS. Second of all, why do you think I'm a scary nuclear weapon?

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You didn't know? It's one of the world's secret black projects... Metal Gear!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

You didn't know? It's one of the world's best shows "black projects..." Life live!

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The Television has been broken for days... You're staring at the painting of my (sadly deceased) pet, Sir Shahdstall. Now get out of my house.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

My heart has been broken for days... You're staring at the painting of my (sadly deceased) wife, Lilith. Now get out of my house.

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I only came by to comfort you and plan the funeral, why are you kicking me out?

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I only came by to eat the pizza and watch the funeral, why you pushin' me out?

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Firstly, there wasn't any pizza here in the first place, so I have no clue what you were eating, but it wasn't pizza. Secondly, she's already been cremated, you've been running around this church staring at graves, and I'm here to take you home.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Firstly, this is a really long post (for this thread at least), I have no clue why I'm typing so much, but I want pizza. Secondly, I just like long winded posts, you've been getting away with making short posts for far too long, and I'm here to ruin this game for EVERYONE.

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Wow, chillax. Have a Snickers, you're not you when you're hungry.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Wow, chillax. Have a chill pill, you're not chill when you're hungry.

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I think we get the point, Ali. You need to warm up to other word ideas. 8D

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

I think we get the car, Ali. You need to warm up to other traveling ideas. 8D

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Ali has to walk if we take his car. Isn't that a bit too cruel, L1N3?

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Ali has to walk if we take his car. Isn't that perfect, L1N3?

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Oh, I just love torturing innocent people by stealing their cars, don't you?