"Fixing" posts

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Oh, I just love torturing innocent people by stealing their lollipops, don't you?

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I know what you mean. The stolen lollipops tastes the best.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I know what you mean. The stolen babies tastes the best.

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Dude, I don't know what you thought I said, but I in no way mentioned abortion or the clinics that do it.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Girl, I dunno what you thought I did, but I didn't mention wanting an abortion or going to the clinics that do it.

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Like, ohhh my gahhhd, how dare she do that uhs? Let's go, l33TR1D3R. We cab buy new clothes at the shopping mahl.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Like, wad da duck, how dare she do that to my tank? Let's go,L1N3R1D3R. We can buy new tanks from the underworld.

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That's what panzerschrecks do. They blow up tanks.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

That's what anteaters do. They eat ants.

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Thank you Captain Obvious.

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Thank you Captain Falcon.

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All you gotta do is show him your moves, and he'll Falcon Punch whoever you want, including Trump.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

All you gotta do is show him your dance moves, and if you can beat him, he'll Punch whoever you want, including anti-American anti-Trumps.

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Okay, but I cannot dance.

Hey, Ali_Star, was that short enough to grasp your attention span?

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Okay, but I cannot bleh.

Hey, Ali_Star, was that short bleh to grasp your bleh span?

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Stop that, it makes me nervous!

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Stop that please, it makes me meunstable!

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Oh, really? Well, I just bleh in the bleh with bleh on bleh. bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh[ bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Oh, really? Well, I just (Sir monacle has logged off.)

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Bad internet connection? I know that feeling.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Bad human connection? I know that feeling.

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RIP TenebrisNemo's social life. And his love life, for that matter.

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

RIPE, TenebrisNemo's Lollipop is tasty. And his love, for that matter.

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How'd you get the lollipop off him/she/whatever? I've been trying for months! Also, I don't think you should be eating his/whatever's love - you don't know where it came from.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

How'd you get the lollipop off him/it/apache? I've been trying for 0 seconds! Also, I don't think you should be eating lord's/majesty's love - you don't know where it came from.

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Hey! That's my lollipop which you're talking about! She has feeling.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

Hey! That's my dog which you're eating! She has the T-virus.

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Oh shi-....... WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER FOR S.T.A.R.S.????

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Originally Posted by Ali_Star

Oh shi-....... WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER FOR NASA????

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No, Ali, you didn't find alien life. That's just Sean Spicer. 8D

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Originally Posted by L1N3R1D3R

Yes, Ali, you did just find alien life. That's what we call Sir monocle.

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Hey, just because I'm from mars, that doesn't mean you can alienate me.

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Originally Posted by Sir monacle

Hey, just because I'm black, that doesn't mean I'm from Kenya.

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Donald Trump: Fake News!

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Originally Posted by comishguy67

Donald Trump: Fake Donald Trump!

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I wonder how much longer will every single person in all forum games bring up Donald Trump.

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Originally Posted by TenebrisNemo

I wonder how much longer every single person in all forum games will get once Donald Trump causes the apocalypse and the radiation from the fallout mutates their genes and causes them all to become superhuman.

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About a foot and a half.

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Originally Posted by comishguy67

About a human and a half.

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Is a midget considered as a half human?