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    Default Lets make a rap

    Right! This is just a bit of fun ok. I am not planning to actually do anything with this.

    Just post a verse of 4 lines and I will add it onto this post.

    It must follow this pattern:

    lkashflaskudhfa sun
    afgfsdhsdghghg bun
    qkfejbhalskugha talk
    akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

    Got it? XD

    Here we go:

    It was 4AM and I was laying in bed,
    when I started making this rap in my head.
    I'm making this up as I go along,
    who will write the next verse of my song?

    Yo I was looking at this thread
    As I was laying in my bed
    I saw the potential of this fun
    If more people participate in this fun.

    So when I started to read,
    This musical deed,
    I decided to say,
    Move to Forum Games.

    Well, mates, Cyber is right,
    mods be movin' this without a fight!
    But my rhymes, I be running flat out.
    I be leaving my homies and their faces with pouts!

    Astro got my back.
    Now that ain't whack.
    But mods be a coming,
    To give this thread a running.

    I haven't got any skill in free-style,
    Just thinking of two frickin' lines took a while,
    What the heck, might as well give this a go,
    Now somebody else continue with this flow!

    I never ever get the section right,
    probably cos im on, late at night.
    Perhaps I should have got some sleep,
    and started it in the morning, peeps.

    Well it probs be right
    CC will sort out this site
    the community will finish the rap
    moleynator take a nap

    As I read this thread with great mirth
    I marvel at its miraculous birth
    Then I realise, no kidding it
    That I was writing a limerick

    Great, this rap is taking a form,
    but it isn't anything like the norm,
    it's all crazy and messed up,
    Just like watching Rock, peeing in a cup.

    Yo moley, might wanna edit that out-
    The fact you mentioned it would cause quite a pout
    You don't want to get in trouble, g
    ya just want to ANHILATE MANKIND

    Listen to Rock he knows what his saying,
    edit it out or you'll end up paying,
    I don't mind but thats just me
    I'm sure you don't want to be in trouble G

    Can we stop this discussion about the evil lord with the evil frown
    Cos this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down
    So lemme take a minute, just sit right there
    I hope you include this, because you all got Bel-aired.

    All this hype brought fancy pants here,
    Clap, snap and give a big cheer!
    Seriously though, he is a great guy,
    Check out his levels or he just might cry.

    yo, chekin' this out, and its about time
    springs showed up inside this rhyme
    gonna bust a verse for ya'll to hear
    then i'm gona striaght up disappear

    So I read through the thread,
    And I think it must be said,
    I'd try to make this rhyme,
    But ARD's out of time!

    And, speaking of time, I just got some more!
    But man, so much is such a bore!
    On Saturday I got nothing else to do
    but sit here and think of rhymes with you!

    So I've been reading this rap in my head,
    while I've been eating a good slice of bread
    While writing my part for this awesome rap,
    I realized my skills were complete crap!

    *Outlaw-Jack spits some rhymes*-

    Yo Outlaw-Jack,
    That was kind of whack.
    We're writing a rap,
    Not a paperback!

    If this thread has Moley, then this thread be whack.
    This thread has Cyber, this thread even has Jack.
    But enough of all the silly naming names.
    I'll just be movin' this to Forum Games.

    Whaaaaale has go it,
    He moved the topic.
    So I'm here to say,
    I was right, yay!

    Now this thread has been moved,
    and has been Whaaaaale approved,
    I think it's high time to get down,
    and hand to the king, his holy crown.

    *CyberSora doesn't rhyme*

    Im sorry but that didn't rhyme,
    I can't add it at this time,
    You really need to learn how to spit,
    it's just natural to me, innit!

    So say you my spit,
    Is nothing but s**t.
    But I'll tell you what,
    You can kiss my but.

    Because I can bring,
    Rap skills and bling,
    That will make you sing,
    "Cyber is our king!"

    You misspelled "butt", and yo' raps ain't cool,
    And outta everyone here, YOU'D be the fool.
    Oh, and sorry man, if I'm being legit;
    But in honesty, I ain't said s**t.

    Well I see you may be a little ticked,
    And your last rap might have been quite sick.
    But I'm not here to start a war,
    I'm here to rhyme on the stage floor.

    Can people please stop saying s**t
    this is a family site innit,
    young children will go and cry to there moms
    and thats when you will be hit by the bombs.

    I spent a couple minutes reading this rap,
    Not sure what to say, but it isn't crap.
    Outlaw-Jack certainly got game,
    And the fresh prince reference was anything but lame!

    Some of you may know me,
    You may think i'm a phony.
    But guess what, i'm back.
    Don't make me give you a whack!

    Dont tell me what I can and cant do,
    Cos if I wanna whack then I can let you.
    You gotta do just what I say,
    Cos this is my thread and this aint your day.

    I definitely feel like I'm in the mood,
    To proclaim that Moley is for sure a "dood"!
    But looking at you, and I don't wanna be rude,
    But ain't that stickfigure in your avy nude?

    Hey dont blame me, it's just a mask,
    Hiding the glory, in which you bask,
    It isn't even mine, Ryan gets the blame,
    For his avvie is from whence the figure came.

    Who cares 'bout sticks,
    Mehh, Lets go play some tricks.
    Yo, it's hallowe'en night,
    Let's give peeps a fright.

    I been reading this thread, my head hung in shame
    You guys have all been failing, to play the game!
    You been bustin' dope rhymes, but ain't got no rhythm,
    Keep this stuff up and you're gonna cause a schism!

    Hey dawes shut up,
    You mangy lil pup.
    You aint got not stlye,
    Well, as much as a paedophile.

    Don't insult my style, you ain't got no class
    Insult my double negative and I'll kick you to the grass
    'cos people look at you, and cry across the nation
    Engaging in the act of flocci to the nauci nihili, ipili, FICATION!

    Dawes be skilling, but he's just a pawn,
    I am the king and you're makin me yawn.
    I gotta admit, this is getting close run,
    But Dawes, bow down, cos I am number one.

    Oh child please, please don't make me laugh
    My rhymes are so illin' they be shootin' off the graph
    I just moved you down a peg, you silly mole
    So why don't you go dig yourself a nice big hole

    Im 16 Dawes, don't call me a child,
    cos my rhymes are hot, while yours are mild,
    I been spittin this stuff from the age of three,
    so im taking you down with negativity.

    Don't try to act so hard, it doesn't fit you well
    My dope rhymes sent the devil back to hell
    I sold my soul for my mad rhyming skillz
    They so illin' they gave Beelzebub the chills

    I see you tryin, but you really fail,
    cos you wont win in this epic tale,
    You can stay if you want and try to fight,
    but you will never overcome, my terrific might.

    My rhymes in iambic pentameter
    Are so charged they've broken my ammeter
    So listen round y'all, listen round, you hear,
    Dawes is now rhyming it, like ol' Shakespeare

    I've been ill for 2 weeks
    It is so bad, I can hardly speak
    When you feeling down, don't stress
    That always leads to a mess.

    My rhymes are so slick, they make oil jealous,
    but dont worry, try and join me fellas,
    cos we are all good, im just the best,
    cos my brain is like a rhyming treasure chest.

    Pfft, are you still trying so hard?
    Your rhymes remind me of a chunk of gone-off lard.
    They smell worse than my great aunt
    (Trust me, the chances of her using soap are scant)

    Your rhymes are like a sparkler, really lame,
    mine are like bombs and I ignite the flame.
    The words are so smooth as they roll off my tongue,
    but if I used yours they would leave as dung.

    Your rhymes are as sour as a gone-off orange
    The grate on the ear, like a rusty door-hinge
    They are easily the worst rhymes that I've heard all month
    So I pray to your soul, to my man, Guru Garunth!

    You obviously aint listenin' to yours
    cos I aint hearin' any applause.
    When I post my lines the crowd goes wild,
    Oh, Dawes, you are looking riled.

    You need to turn up your hearing aid, old man
    My supporters and fans are arriving in their vans!
    The dawes-ites are their name, being hip is their game
    And they just gather round, to bask in my fame!

    I saw this battle, of rap
    I thought lets give this a cap
    because this is getting to be crap
    it's ok little chaps its just a fact

    lkashflaskudhfa sun
    afgfsdhsdghghg bun
    qkfejbhalskugha talk
    akjhg;loiuahr;oih walk

    Im sorry Dawes, you wanna talk fame?
    You live in the shadow of my name.
    Can you not see them all up in lights?
    'Moley' they say, 'winner by rights'.

    Monosyllabic rhyming is for losers
    You are one hundred percent a microphone abuser
    Your vocabulary lacks fortitude
    Listen, peasants, to my verisimilitude!

    Calm down Dawes
    You know I'm your boss
    You might as well freak
    cuz I'll be here all week

    Here to prove my point, it's L-B-S-B
    Who clearly learnt rhyming in Slough univers-ity
    Oh I went there, with great vivacity
    You know you all envy my thrilling tenacity.

    Yo Dawes I can use more than one syllable,
    just didnt wanna make you feel vulnerable.
    Cos to me you sound kinda pathetic,
    whereas my rhymes are purely aesthetic.

    You just proved yourself a fool, my dear mole
    Your rhymes ARE just aesthetic, they have no soul
    To really ring true, your rhymes need heart
    Right now they ring like an old guy's fart.

    Aesthetic can be percieved in many different ways,
    but your mind's so narrow it would take you days,
    to figure out that it means my rhyming is sublime,
    and you just use monosyllabic rhyming that time.

    Now now, I must admit, it was monosyllabic
    But I had to talk on your terms, dawg, yo' dig?
    So now I'll step it up, deck out my regalia
    Blow all yo' minds with my sesquipedaliaaaaaaaa

    Yo Dawes, you remind me of Tiffany,
    she's my ex cos she had an epiphany,
    it told her to run away cos im not mundane,
    she liked the borin guyz, from what I ascertained.

    Nah, man, you got it wrong, blud
    She ran away 'cos your rhymin' is so crud!
    Judging by the small words that are all over ya
    I think you have hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia!

    I don't make up words, I use knowledge
    unlike you, nowhere near a colledge.
    Yeah, that means my rhymes are versatile,
    wheras yours dont even make readin worthwhile.

    Hippopotomonstrosisquippedaliophobia is a word
    Although its true meaning is considered quite absurd
    My dear moley, naive mole, allow me to educate
    It means the fear of long words - ironic (a word I doubt you can contemplate)

    Argh, you're right, I found it on google,
    never heard of it before and im a good pupil,
    they never even mentioned it in english,
    or in bio puttin out my petri dish.

    Wow, moley, that was so weak I'm sore
    I feel like cutting my arm off with a saw
    For a weaker rhyme is one I never saw
    Now, off I go, above the trees to sore!

    Yo Dawes, lets change the subject,
    I aint quittin', nor givin' disrespect,
    im just gettin' bored of the same old thin',
    lets try something new, let the games begin!

    OK, let's mix it up, I'll rhyme dans francais
    (The language of love, so many say)
    "Sacre vache, c'est une horreur!"
    "Moleynator n'est pas un monsieur!"

    Comment osez-vous dire ça de moi,
    car je suis plus monseiur que toi,
    Well, thats enough, I cant remember much,
    probably not even right, it just looks double-dutch.

    I see you understand at least basic french
    Now let's see how much spanish you can bench!
    Eres más feo que un burro
    Y eres siempre comiendo los churros!

    I see the rap, and it is sick
    dawesbr be giving mole a kick,
    To his mole butt, but mole to,
    Served up said dawesbr in a few.

    Yo casi no dejar de hidratar,
    y nunca toco esa sustancia.
    I think I said that I moisturise all the time,
    and ive never had a churro, not even with thyme.

    Ah, CyberSora is here, ready to rhyme
    Let me first point out you don't have churros with thyme
    Instead, they're eaten with a rich hot chocolate
    In fact, some churros is what I should go collate.

    Hehe, cool story ir0nmaid3nfan, but keep it on topic
    Be it against your will, rhyme, or we will stop it
    "It" by which I mean your crimes against the rules
    Because you make you and your ilk all look like fools.

    That is just gettin' in our way, ir0nmaid3n,
    cos my brains overflowin with rhymes, it is laden.
    You just be trippin' enterin' ma thread,
    and then not rhymin', you wanna be dead?

    Man, moley, your rhyming pattern is rough
    It is so poor it feels like sour dough
    Whereas me, man, I take you to the slaughter
    And mock you with my delirious laughter.

    Sorry for my language bro,
    Didn't know donkey was burro.
    And sour dough don't rhyme fo sho!
    Unless you mean different bro.

    Ah, Cyber, but neither do slaughter and laughter
    And don't think I didn't notice this 'til after
    I was trying for some subtle humour on language
    But obviously that caused you some anguish

    Not anguish, just ackwardness,
    I never knew you would mess,
    Up your English, in my life,
    I'm now saying, "Jesus Christ!"

    Blasphemy and sacrilege!
    Without it, no rhyme can be illage
    As yours were, and very well piped
    OMG THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE, IT'S/sniped

    /sniped, oh /sniped, of course,
    It was not in morse.
    Now I finally know that /sniped
    Is the secret to my life.

    Dot dash dot dot dash dash dash dash dash dash dash dot dash
    dot dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dot dot dash dash
    dash dash dot dot dash dash dot dash dot dot
    dash dash dash dot dash dash dot dash dot dot dot dot dot dash dot dash dash dash dot dot dot dot

    A challenger appears, it's SLS10
    Writin' this message at an hour past ten
    Grim Man's here, he be stalkin' your rhymes
    What you call "flow" I call "rap crimes"

    Hey SLS, I think your rhymes flow,
    oh wait, did i just dis yo?
    Im going to bed at 29 past four,
    leaving you all askin' for more.

    Ah, good morning, my men, pleasure to see you
    Verily I dost think that I hast lost my shoe
    It is truth that I dost need it now
    For I am about to go to the cinema, wow!

    I woke up, took my pills
    They kinda gave me the chills
    I went for a walk
    down the old parkin lot

    I saw this thread and I thought by myself
    Why don't I post a freakin rap before twelve
    Lets make sure that when we finish this song in a bit
    ConfusedCartman and his crew will start rapping on it

    Yay a new submitter, to add to my collection,
    another contributer, for my rap of perfection.
    Good call on gettin' the admin and mods,
    to rap this, it'll happen, no matter the odds.

    So Kernels going to join in this epic win
    Thinking of words to rap not sing
    Im telling ya this thread should never die
    so ima going to hit post reply

    Woot, we now have KernelM,
    he is a beast, just like eminem.
    He bases his rhymes off of this thread,
    (Seriously, ask the voices in my head.)

    each time i see a brand new post,
    the oven of ideas begins to roast,
    you better get back to the swamp little gator,
    TAKE IT MY MAN the awesome Moleynatoooooorrrrr

    I dont think that really made much sense,
    but its awesome anyways cos you're immense,
    the words really are flowin' tonight,
    i did this in 10 seconds, amirite?

    Yo, it's me, the dark lord of peanuts
    I'm finally back from the world of cuts
    My int was down, ya see what I'm saying?
    But i'm back again, you all better be prayin'

    yo, Rock's in da house
    you betta run like a little mouse
    His minions are coming
    you best be running

    Oh my god, rocksauron is back,
    everyone hide and bring your snack,
    maybe a weapon, blunt or sharp,
    personally I am bringing my carp.

    Ah moley, a carp ain't no use
    To be honest, it should be thrown out with the refuse
    Now a good organic weapon, that's hard to produce
    I think I'll go rifle through all my produce

    You're right, we may need some kind of gun,
    or we will surely become overun,
    by rock's army, full of his minions,
    what do others think on mine and Bens opinions?

    KernelMs here with a baseball bat
    ive been practising on 3 owls and a cat
    ready to be fighting of rocks minions
    then we can have some... filet mignon????

    No! We need guns, can you not read?
    Without them we will surely not suceed!
    You wont last with that blunt object,
    for their blows will not deflect!

    Everybody get your AK-47's
    lets go at the count of 11
    Get in position
    this is gonna be a big transition

    i think rocks minions have quietened down
    that means its safe to go to town
    to sell all our guns and weapons
    and make money like in the Thou-sands

    We sold all our weapons now
    So alls calm, can't have no cow.
    Better be ready and by some peanuts
    cause rocky might be back and man, hé's nuts (Accent on the e :P, Makes it longer.. like Heeees :P)

    Don't be alarmed, but I have shocking news,
    Cos rocksauron bought a new pair of shoes.
    They look too big and really don't fit,
    but don't laugh or you'll be in his pit.

    Ah, now these rhymes are getting risqué
    I think you all now I'll fillet
    With my odd rhymes while wearing cagoules
    I'll make you all look like fools

    Take ya time dont matter to me fenderjt
    stutter till it hurts while I freestyle freely
    I can make this rap look so easy
    its breezy just waiting for my chance to get cheesy

    I wonder whether the rap that follows this can actually be considered "a rap", I mean, it fits the general formula in moleynator's original post, so why shouldn't it be one?
    I mean to say, the original post simply stated that the last syllable (or two, I suppose), had to rhyme, not that there had to be any distinctive flow, I mean, I didn't see none!
    Oh well, let bygones be bygones, I suppose, in the end there's not much I can really do to affect it, it's his decision in the end as to whether it is a rap
    Well, I'm feeling a bit peckish now, I definitely desire to ingest something, maybe some sort of fajita, yeah, I definitely feel like some sort of a wrap.

    So I'm watching Tropic Thunder
    I got it this summer
    Booty Sweat is back
    and I'm back on track

    Rhyming,
    Timing
    I have
    Brav.

    Sorry Iron, but she can't read that,
    it aint a rap and it aint too phat.
    No more of these ridiculous posts,
    and rap like a pro, by the coast.

    I'm gonna come back, make my rhymes all unique
    You gonna read 'em all, and boy, yo' gonna freak!
    'cos my rhymes are the best, they're right at the top
    BTW moley, dude, update the OP.

    Dear god I just read the whole of that rap,
    Now I'm off to take a crap!
    But before I go I need to say...
    That this thread is great innit, eh?

    Ahh, oli, good times, my awkward man
    With such quirky phrases we should've had more fans!
    But the truth is your rhymes are just poo
    Kit, innit, xD#, ennit, ehh and gorpu!

    Ok it's updated, all 3473 words,
    now if you ask me that is just absurd,
    I have never heard a rap so long,
    Written on parchment, bigger than Kong!

    Now, writing rhymes, that takes great pluck,
    So so why don't we go out back and...aw, shucks
    Let's dance until the break of dawn, crack a little wit
    Because honestly, my rhymes are dope and yours are... bad, more than a bit.

    Jack is back, and is wantin' more,
    Considerin' I missed on the "Rock-Sauron" war.
    Yes! All of the blood and all of the kills...
    But I could've got Rock with my snipin' skills.

    Lol ok i got told
    i better go n mold
    a statue of me
    for a level in LBP

    OMG I have to revise for mocks,
    so I wont be very active or wearing socks.
    It means I dont have to make sense at all,
    which is good cos im rushin y'all.

    Last of my raps here,
    I'm checking out!
    It was pleasure, rappin' with ya'll!
    Remember me, Astro, had quite the ball!

    Don't cry for for me, my memory last!
    my new journey is a blast from the past!
    I will travel to new lands at distances far,
    and I'll be sure to send you a postcard

    no astrosimi stop leavin the show
    im reaching out to you saying please dont go
    the LBPC world wouldnt be the same
    Without you Panda wars would be lame

    I bid you Astro (again), farewell.
    When you'll come back- time will tell.
    Just remember this site, and when you look back,
    I'll stand there, smiling; your good friend, Jack.

    well i was sittin around and found this rap
    read though the whole thing and made a map
    i felt like joining in so i took a pack
    then got a pen out from my rack
    Last edited by moleynator; 04-05-2010 at 12:44 PM.

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    Yo I was looking at this thread
    As I was laying in my bed
    I saw the potenti- IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT ARD HAS THE BEST RAP OF ALL TIME. ALL TIME!

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    Yo I was looking at this thread
    As I was laying in my bed
    I saw the potential of this fun
    If more people participate in this fun.

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    So when I started to read,
    This musical deed,
    I decided to say,
    Move to Forum Games.

    Word!

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    Well, mates, Cyber is right,
    mods be movin' this without a fight!
    But my rhymes, I be running flat out.
    I be leaving my homies and their faces with pouts!

    WORD

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    Astro got my back.
    Now that ain't whack.
    But mods be a coming,
    To give this thread a running.

    Word to your motha'!

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    I haven't got any skill in free-style,
    Just thinking of two frickin' lines took a while,
    What the heck, might as well give this a go,
    Now somebody else continue with this flow!

    WURD.

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    I never ever get the section right,
    probably cos im on, late at night.
    Perhaps I should have got some sleep,
    and started it in the morning, peeps.

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    Well it probs be right
    CC will sort out this site
    the community will finish the rap
    moleynator take a nap

    SUP!

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    Great, this rap is taking a form,
    but it isn't anything like like the norm,
    it's all crazy and messed up,
    Just like watching Rock, peeing in a cup.

    O_o

    I added it all to the first post for easy viewing.
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    Yo moley, might wanna edit that out-
    The fact you mentioned it would cause quite a pout
    You don't want want to get in trouble, g
    ya just want to ANHILATE MANKIND

    This statement is true.

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    Listen to Rock he knows what his saying,
    edit it out or you'll end up paying,
    I don't mind but thats just me
    I'm sure you don't want to be in trouble G

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    How do we know this is a rap? Those verse are simple enough to be sung.

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    Moley, you left out the last line of mine!

    Also:

    Can we stop this discussion about the evil lord with the evil frown
    Cos this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside-down
    So lemme take a minute, just sit right there
    I hope you include this, because you all got Bel-aired.

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    All this hype brought fancy pants here,
    Clap, snap and give a big cheer!
    Seriously though, he is a great guy,
    Check out his levels or he just might cry.




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    yo, chekin' this out, and its about time
    springs showed up inside this rhyme
    gonna bust a verse for ya'll to hear
    then i'm gona striaght up disappear


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    So I read through the thread,
    And I think it must be said,
    I'd try to make this rhyme,
    But ARD's out of time!

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    And, speaking of time, I just got some more!
    But man, so much is such a bore!
    On Saturday I got nothing else to do
    but sit here and think of rhymes with you!

    Quote Originally Posted by Killian
    When I come to power, every Tuesday will be pancake Tuesday.
    Quote Originally Posted by George Harrison
    Rap music is just computerized crap. I listen to Top of the Pops and after three songs I feel like killing someone.
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    So I've been reading this rap in my head,
    while I've been eating a good slice of bread
    While writing my part for this awesome rap,
    I realized my skills were complete crap!

    BAM there you go.

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    (gettin' the beat down... oooh yeahhh...)

    Punchin' left, right, outta sight,
    Primin' my guns for the title fight.
    Take on my enemy, in an off-the-top bout,
    Hit 'm square in the jaw, *Ding-Ding!* Lights out!

    Eyin' my foe, claimin' #1 contenduh,
    Everybody sayin' dat I'm just out here pretendin'- uh!
    Ya never know wat'll happen, who'll drop to the floor,
    But I'm aimin' for his belt and for him out the door!

    Round One *Ding-Ding!* flyin' up in the air,
    Wit the crowds overseein', tiny minds in a scare.
    I'm punchin' left, right, outta sight,
    Takin on my foe in the title fight.

    A swing and a miss, socked right in the side!
    Wit a flurry of punches, my mind takin' a ride!
    My legs a shakin', my focus sorta breakin',
    Wit the beatin' still comin', I can't take on much achin'!

    A slug aimin my way, *swoosh!* duckin' just in time!
    With a left n' right, I'm right back in my prime!
    Jabbin' all over the place, bobbin' in n' out,
    Just chippin' away in the title bout.

    Patrollin' the corner, the title in my sight!!
    Makin' pound for pound, swiftly endin' the fight!
    BOOM! Right in the kissuh! Body strikin' the ground!
    "Winner by KO in the First Round."

    The crowds in a roar, ain't believin' their eyes!
    The fall of a legend n' a champ on the rise!
    Takin' victr'y in stride, headin' on my way out,
    Like almost every fight, *Ding-Ding!* Lights out!
    "It's better to be a has-been that a never was."

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