The Console Wars

[Drakora]

Drakon waited. "It wouldn't be fair to kill him while he's unconscious." He teleported away, and appeared far underground.

[theswweet•]

"dangit!"theswweet had lost jack...he had thought his disguise was on,but it was off...the only thing weird was the macbook...but that was probably a disguise too...but wait,did he just almost kill rseah?...he decided to find now,decide whether to kill later.

[rseah]

rseah rubbed his head he remembered being knocked out by a banana peel. Leaping of the floor rseah spotted a shimmering gap in the air. No ordinary man could have seen it but his secret training had given him extraordinary abilities. "Drakon!!! That teleporting ***!!!" He muttered as he squeezed himself into the gap and was teleported somewhere deep under the earth.

rseah landed on the warm rocky ground with a loud thud. He groaned as he quickly leapt into the shadows as he saw a single shadow on the wall. rseah gasped as he caught sight of the hideous creature.....

[Drakora]

Drakon noticed rseah appear in front of him. "He. Right into my trap," he thought. He pulled a piece of string, and the creature fell over. It was just a cardboard cutout. Drakon snuck behind rseah and hit him in the back of the head, then took out his full-auto sniper. "Remember this?" he taunted, "It almost killed you last time. This time, there is no almost."

[rseah]

"Duurp!!!!" rseah softly mumbled he was having a nice dream about duurps not even realizing what had happened. The strange Durrps began singing the annoying do do a barrel roll song in 8bit. rseah suddenly felt an urge to do a barrel roll. He instantly awoke as the bullets yet again just missed him. rseah groggily took out his dual daggers and turned to face his foe.

[Drakora]

((Umm, I never said I fired. Oh well.))
"HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?" Drakon shouted. He replaced his sniper with two auto-shotguns, and unloaded. "The only way out is by teleporting, and I'm the only thing alive that can do that!" he said. "This place is rigged to blow in a minute. If I'm gonna die, so are you!"

[rseah]

((but you were going toO)

"Haha my friend you forget ima immortal!!!" rseah calmly replied.






jking

"Still Playing with that cheap C4 your bought ehh." rseah replied as he expertly dodged the shots. He took a remote an pressed the big red button. Suddenly the Ground began to shift and the two were brought back from the surface. The C4 could be heard exploding from miles below.

((lol))

[Drakora]

((...)))
"..." Drakon was confused. "I won't ask how you did that. Instead, I'll..." BANG! Drakon's head was blown clean of his body.
"Take that you imposter." It was the real Drakon. He walked up to rseah, and held out his hand. "Peace before pieces." He looked at the imposter. "Sorry 'bout that. People impersonate me all the time. I won't attack you, unless you strike first. I just want this pointless war to end peacefully."

[rseah]

((omg wtf lol))

"Holy!" rseah yelled as Drakon's head was blown off. His mind suddenly buzzed and went blank. Getting knocked out too many times had destroyed the brainwashing device that had been implanted into his head by Microsoft. rseah's brain was hit with a multitude of images and he was knocked out again.The confused Drakon was left standing there with his arm still out.

((cya im going))

[Drakora]

"grumble. Will you stop getting K.Oed?" Drakon said. He pulled out his laptop, and checked rseah's file. He looked at allergies. He then took out smelling salts, and tried waking up rseah.

((Same. Its past midnight here.))

[TheDerek]

((Is there few more room to join? I like to join as Wii))

[Kern•]

(join ahead)

"Brainwash manipulator impaired" wailed a robotic voice, a time bomb virus activated in Kernels Mind, his mind flooded with information, "project energy" using the mainframe he primed the xbox super cannon, While it was buffeting he activated a kinectic tether to his love; Natalie, he then allowed her access to the void(how teleporters travel) and reeled her in,

[theswweet•]

theswweet turned on his geneti-watch again and scanned the area for jack...and found drakon? it really was drakon?!? and he then saw rseah unconcious at drakons feet "want me to try and find out how they brainwashed him?even after you un brainwashed him i could find out..."

(((sure...you can join i'll update later)))

[Drakora]

Drakon grumbled. "Maybe theswweet can help." He picked up rseah, and ran back to theswweet. When he arrived, he set rseah down. "Can you wake him up without hurting him?"

[theswweet•]

"wake him up?probably.without hurting him?nope...the thing they did to him involved a computer chip,and when it short-circuted...it knocked him out...if i woke him up using my geneti-watch...it would also bring the chip back into control,which by the looks of it...would really hurt!!!...and possibly kill him!we have to wait." theswweet explained,"i CAN try and find someone who can operate and remove the chi-never mind...too risky"

[Drakora]

"Hmm. I have an idea. RSEAH! GET UP!"

[rseah]

"Durrp..." rseah was having another dream about duurps. He realized he got knocked out again and was ****** at the fact he couldn't wake up. "Get UP!!!" he started hearing a voice calling him and suddenly he awoke. His eyes however seemed to have become a strange shade of orange.

((lol))

[Kern•]

With his love safely by his side, he dragged the comatose Jack into the Radiation Shield, He focused every drop of energy in the building and relocated it at the energy cannon on top of the building, He managed the electrons into strands and made every one cram into the Nuclear bolt, He aimed the cannon to a degree of 89* he fired, a Arc of Dark Green light fired up into the sky covering littlebigearth in a green glow, as every structure was disassembled and broke into rubble, this was the destruction. This was. The End

[theswweet•]

"good job drakon!...but i have NO CLUE why his eyes turned orange...wait...duuurp,orange eyes?...no clue..."suddenly all the buildings around them started to crumble..."CRAP!...kernel must've taken over the xbox headquarters...and........oh,we should go back underground O.O"he jumped into the crater and screamed"grab rseah and JUMP!!!"

[Kern•]

Kernel awoke in Darkness, he had a heavy weight on top of him, and something soft and warm, underneath his chest, he Pushed himself up with his hands and pushed the large block of rubble off his back, He looked down at what he had been lying on, It was Natalie and Jack, He had protected them, but for some reason had became human "Of course!" Kernel spoke to himself "I was made of energy!" he lifted Jack over his shoulder and gently shook natalie, "Wake up" he whispered "Wake up!" He looked around at the barren landscape that he had created, It was just like the concept art of Fallout 3, Long Vast plains of Wasteland, where cities once lay, Mountains of rubble, he noticed many body parts, poking out of the wreckage, he walked over to the remainder of the Xbox building, and pulled, a machine gun from one of the grunts on the door, It had a full clip and 16 extras for back up, he pulled the other Grunts gun off him, and stored it safely in a backpack he had managed to grab,