Demetri Martin

[Dexiro]

I think this guy must be really underrated - i never hear about him but he's like the funniest guy i've ever seen!

Anyone else a fan?

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.."
"My policy: no throwing stones regardless of housing situation"

[Spider-Jew]

dude...Demitri Martin is most excellent! I love his discussion of the glass being half full or half empty...baby's blood...hilarious!

[gofurr360z]

Demetri Martin is a genius.

That is all. Carry on.

[Dexiro]

The coffee sketch is the first one i saw, i thought it was awesome xD

"If you hear hot coffee coming towards you, you should move"

[dandygandy2704]

Necrobump? Slightly. Do I care? Nope.

This dude is seriously hilarious. I think there's maybe four comedians that can make me laugh really hard, and he's one of them. I really like how he works in all sorts of different elements to make a good show. His big white pad, for instance, was great. Everything from his pillow fight rundown (Pillow V. Pillow=Crazy Awesome) to his pie chart about procrastination was awesome. And of course there's the whole thing about heavy doors.

"I need gum, NOW!"

[mrsupercomputer]

"One time, I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half."

[Dexiro]

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said "Happy Birthday" on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it.

Adding more epic to this quotefest

[ChristmasJew]

His comedy is pretty funny, but his show sucks compared to it.

Comedy Central needs to stop giving comedians shows, they're killing them.

You will never have a new show like The Chappelle Show, get over it.

[Dexiro]

I think his shows are awesome unless i'm thinking about the wrong thing

Important Things is awesome anyway

[Arkei]

Oh my god yes Demetri Martin is OSSIM. I love how he's able to play over 10 instruments at once while telling jokes. Amazing.

"The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast. 'You're a d*ck.' 'You deserved this.' 'Also, I'm sorry I broke your arm.'"

[dandygandy2704]

Game. Set. Match. = Tennis

Set. Match. Run. = Arson