Real Problem + LBP Solution

[Sir monacle]

Put a follow tag on the dogs and set it to fee.



Who are you? Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Press L1 to see our usernames.

My L1 button doesn't work. Help.

[Sir monacle]

Mash it.


I'm playing cookie clicker. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Connect a NOT gate to itself and to the clicker.

Sir monacle is still carrying the heavy vending machine. Help.

[Sir monacle]

Do nothing and let me carry the expensive and HEAVY thing.



This vending machine is heavy. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Put a physics tweaker on it and edit its weight to make it lighter.

It's too dark in here. Help.

[Sir monacle]

Do nothing and bare the fate of not being able to see. *Evil laugh*


I can't do an evil laugh. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Get the "evil laugh" sound effect under Human Vox.

Sir monacle can't stop saying "Help" at the end of his pleas.

[TenebrisNemo]

Remove the magic mouth at the end of the sequencer so he will not say "help".

There's no snow.

[Sir monacle]

Well, get out the snow material you earned in the ziggurat and start creating!


Uno. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Take the right UNO cards from My Stuff.

Surrounded, only 1 sword, they have katanas.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Give yourself insane jumping qualities with the gameplay tweaker.

I'm too young to play Cards Against Humanity.

[Sir monacle]

Do what every under-aged 9 year old does and change your psn birth date.



I don't have a problem. Help

[Vervesack]

Create a Probleminator that shoots out problems.

My game froze.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unpause it.

I can't hold on to promises.

[Sir monacle]

Write it down on a note.


Theese are easy problems. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Increase the difficulty gauge.

Life sucks.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change the force chip on life to blow instead of suck.

I'm terrible at making good puns.

[Sir monacle]

Write down good puns on a note.


The chicken crossed the road. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Choose the chicken with your Popit cursor and put the chicken to the place where it belongs.

No one protects the weak.