Real Problem + LBP Solution

[jimydog000]

Sackpeople don't have elbows... or create a doctor. cheat forward. Help yourself by Mnniska

My garden is infested by snails.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Use the Highlight tool to find them all, then multi-select them with R2 and delete them.

The bomb is about to explode.

[TenebrisNemo]

Remove the wire which is required to detonate the bomb. Or give the bomb for someone else. Simple.

I can't stop eating this lollipop.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wire a battery to a destroyer on the lollipop.

My neck is hurting.

[Sir monacle]

Sit down, rest your neck onto this comfy controllinator, that you're paying for.


I have no money.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Collect some Collectabells in Bunkum!

I wish more people would make animations for gaming channels.

[Sir monacle]

Use a sequencer and batteries to animate the sticker panels.


I've been playing LBP for years, yet I'm still terrible.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just let your imagination run wild! ...or copy a community level.

This forum's censorship is pretty weird at times.

[Sir monacle]

Bend the rules! Do what all the lil' kiddo's with a mic do and swear and eat every five seconds into your mic for no reason! But, if you're like me and you don't own a mic, (because I find talking to someone I don't even know through a head-set is a little anti-social and bit creepy (mics are also annoying) ) then go create something, or learn a life lesson or something else, I don't really care at this point. Wow, are you still reading this? Really? Why? am I using too many question marks? Oops my bad, stop reading already.... Please? Fine, continue reading.... Erm... There's nothing else to read....

I stopped saying "help" at the end of my problem. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Add a tag to the end of the sentence, and make an emitter that emits "Help." next to the tag.

I have no friends. Help.

[Sir monacle]

Welcome to the real world. Place a sackbot and tweak it to follow. You shall be popular in no time. I mean, yeah, you still won't have any friends... But, hey! A sackbot! They shall follow you like clingy puppies! Forever!


That doesn't exactly help at all. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Activate your Common Sense Microchip from your Sackbot.

I don't see my girlfriend very often, help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Put a tag on her, then put a teleporter on yourself that follows the tag. Wire a button to it, and bam.

If this is the answer, what is the question? isn't a popular enough forum game.

[Sir monacle]

Using a sequencer, make an awareness video for it.



They say I'm immature. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Increase your mature gauge.

I keep repeating my solutions, help.

[Sir monacle]

tweak the emitter so it only shoots one solutions at a time.



I don't need help. Help.

[Vervesack]

Stephen Fry says hello.

It is 30 degrees Fahrenheit over here.

[TenebrisNemo]

Put some warm clothes on your sackbot.

I argued and now feel bad.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Press up on the D-pad.

I took TenebrisNemo's lollipop and he's mad at me.

[Sir monacle]

Run! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Okay build a safe house then attach rockets to a switch.... 1.... 2.... 3... Pull the switch!



The 'safe' house crashed right into TeenBrisNemo. Help.