Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wire a NOT gate to itself, then hook it up to a Magic Mouth that says "Play LBP3!"

I don't have a pop filter for my microphone.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create one from the materials of your goodies bag.

I find the lack of players disturbing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make more out of sackbots.

Sackbots are the lame answer to every single problem.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change "sackbot" to "explosive".

I'm poor.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Find all the Collectabells in Bunkum!

I'd like to play the Zelda series, but the controls are far different from any other game I'm used to.

[TenebrisNemo]

Re-arrange the wires from the controllinator.

I don't have energy.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Replace the battery in your internal microchip.

I want to cuss, but I can't.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the tag color of swear words so the censor's tag radar can't spot them.

I have too many things to do in so little time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make the goal time of your timer longer.

I didn't do too well on my homework.

[TenebrisNemo]

Improve your answers and update your Homework Level.

No one knows what it's like to be bad man. To be sad man.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Clean your costume and press up on the D-pad.

My favorite songs are never played, but my least favorite ones are.

[Vervesack]

Go to the Settings and play your favorite song with the Music Player.

Procrastination and doubt.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Move the time block in the "Other stuff" basket to the "Useful stuff" basket.

Doctor, I can't feel my legs.

[TenebrisNemo]

Wire the Impact Sensor to Feel microchip.

I don't remember the english names of some logical tools of LBP.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change the region identifier of your game to America, and place a note in that place of the disc's microchip so you can easily change it back.

I often zone out in classes with which I struggle.

[Vervesack]

Increase your Sensors' Range.

TenebrisNemo's character's hair is too long.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Customize character and change the hair.

Sir_monacle is gone!

[TenebrisNemo]

Invite him to your party!

Everyone gets offended so easily nowadays.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Disable their right D-pad so they can't be angry.

Wind Waker is too fun.

[TenebrisNemo]

Lower the Fun gauge from its microchip.

I don't know what should I do.