Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Remove the force chips from the surrounding objects.

Chuggaaconroy is terrible at Wheel of Fortune.

[TenebrisNemo]

Increase his/her luck gauge.

Michael Rosen has been staring at me for a long time now.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Rotate his eyeballs so they aren't staring at you.

Game Grumps probably aren't going to finish Fire Red.

[TenebrisNemo]

Set it as their primary mission in the level so they can progress on everything else.

I'm gonna die someday.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Checkpoint!

My keyboard doesn't glow in the dark.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the keyboard's material so it will glow in the dark.

I'm always late.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make your Sackbot have 150% speed.

Sonic Boom patched out the only glitch that was funny.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hax it back by doing things in your moon.

This food is so good! Oh, I'm fat now. Huh.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Take off the pot belly costume bit.

My cat is lost.

[TenebrisNemo]

Put a follower on your sackbot and make it follow your cat.

My brothers are lazy as funk.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Turn their animations from sleepy to normal.

I don't know which of my speeches to perform.

[TenebrisNemo]

Use the randomizer which will pick the speech for you.

There's so much to do and I'm tired already.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

*see my previous solution*

I just can't write a good thesis statement.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the "bad" to "good" from the name of your thesis.

There's so much to do.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Spend more time on LBP!

I never get enough sleep.

[TenebrisNemo]

Make the emitter emit more sleep.

I hate this situation.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Exit the level.

I still have to do an essay by this weekend.

[TenebrisNemo]

Increase the time gauge so you don't have to do it this weekend.

I run out of energy when I don't want to.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Your energy timer is inverted, so wire its output into a not gate, then wire that to the reset of the timer.

Too much rubbing!

[TenebrisNemo]

Choose any amount of rubbing and delete them with your Popit cursor.

I'm always late.