Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Remove the unrealistic obstacle from your level.

No one to play Mario Kart with.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create some sackbots with your play animation.

Poor.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Emit collectabells.

No problems with unique solutions.

[TenebrisNemo]

Invite the Alliance and destroy all the non-unique problems with sackbot armies.

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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Select your hand with the Pop-it Cursor and move it away from the left side of the keyboard.

The election.

[TenebrisNemo]

Delete that cancerous level from the Craftworld!

Wanna-be people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change their costumes.

Nemo forgetting that "wannabe" is one word.

[TenebrisNemo]

Rewind.

Cna't spek corretcli.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Remove the randomizer from your brain.

People being offended at mere words.

[TenebrisNemo]

Make them immune to words.

Places where I get a headache all the time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make all the atoms in your brain indestructible with a material tweaker.

I'm too slow.

[TenebrisNemo]

Increase the speed of your sackbot.

Strict people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change their sackbot to not be hostile.

No costume for Halloween party.

[TenebrisNemo]

Collect various costumes from LBP levels and wear them.

Jaw hurts.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Corner edit your jaw area just enough so that the pain stops.

My remote control ran out of batteries.

[TenebrisNemo]

Go to LBP City and buy new batteries with your score bubbles.

Downloadable Contents gone missing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Find them with the highlighter, move them back to you, then make them static so they can't leave again.

My cat is missing.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create a new cat with brains, eyes etc.

Accidentally summoned Satan.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change his costume to an angel, and turn his hostility off.

Accidentally killed Trump.

[TenebrisNemo]

Wait, isn't that a solution?



Stupid parents thinking they're smart.