Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Play LittleBigPlanet, of course.

Not learning useful stuff in school.

[Sir monacle]

Go play a different "school [RPG] H4H" level.


I think I might be dead.

[TenebrisNemo]

Put some infinite checkpoints into your level.

Addiction.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Find the malicious microchip in your sackbot brain and delete it.

The president.

[Sir monacle]

Unheart him/her.


You're late to school/work/something, it is located in a country 300 miles from your location.

[TenebrisNemo]

Wormholes.

Not having enough time to play games.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Increase the length of the race timer of life.

Good YouTubers getting screwed by the system.

[TenebrisNemo]

Delete the corrupted microchips from the system.

Media.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Report harmful media levels, yay and heart good media levels.

Lack of appreciation for inappropriate jokes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Delete the GRUMPY michrochip from every sackbot.

Teachings of Yevon.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change all the tag names on the books to not match with those of the tag sensors in everyone's brains.

Needing to spend more time on things I don't like because I don't like them.

[TenebrisNemo]

Delete those things and put things which you love in their place from your tools bag.

People not liking my awesome cards.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change their sackbots' emotions to ecstatic.

Breath of the Wild being out of stock everywhere.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create an emitter which emits them to infinity and beyond.

Evil people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change them to not be hostile.

John D. Rockefeller was a jerk.

[TenebrisNemo]

Rewind to the time when he was alive and delete his old microchip and insert a new "Cool Guy" microchip.

Trying to find a good picture but end up finding crappy pictures, weird pictures or just pure cancer fanfic.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Filter your picture level search results by "most highly rated".

Ruined friendships because of Monopoly.

[TenebrisNemo]

Kill your friends with creatinators loaded with missiles so you won't have broken friendships when your friends are dead in the 1st place.

My solution.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Dephysicalize the missiles.

Being a glass cannon.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the glass material into metal.

Horrible lag.