Real Problem + LBP Solution

[Sir monacle]

Turn off the PlayStation 3 system and go to a concert. That should help.




That didn't help. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Play the tutorials again.

No one needs Sir monacle's solutions.

[Sir monacle]

Turn off your playstation 3 system and take this pill.




The government is spying on me. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Play LBP without internet.

Idiots.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Kick from your pod, and turn "Allow Random Users to Join your Party" to NO.

Forgot my shirt.

[Sir monacle]

Who needs shirts, when you're wearing googly eyes!?




The government is outside my house and they're going to break in. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Make your walls indestructible.

Map named "Five".

[Sir monacle]

Lower the counter, then destroy your PlayStation 3 system with a sledgehammer.




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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Place a sound effect, or a music track, or anything to break the silence.

I broke the glass, not the silence.

[TenebrisNemo]

Rewind, then choose the object named "Silence" and delete it with your Popit cursor.

Idiot teammates.

[Sir monacle]

Hold the "R2" button and then swiftly move the left analog stick to slap them.




Someone slapped me. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make them do exactly what you said before, because they'll just hold their right arm while they walk away.

Sir monacle's depression.

[Sir monacle]

Get the box out of the goodies bag and put it into the machine. Do it now.




L1N3R1D3R didn't put the box into the machine. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Put it with your Popit cursor.

No hope.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Play some recommended levels to get inspiration.

King Dedede is real.

[Sir monacle]

Crush him with a giant bit of cardboard.




Cardboard. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the material into something else.

I overslept.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Rewind, then pause time during your sleep so you can sleep long enough and get up on time.

Airport security.

[TenebrisNemo]

Skip the security with wormholes.

No time enough to go into shower.

[Sir monacle]

Fast forward the time using the D-pad until it is raining, then wait until a car splashes you when it passes a puddle.




I'm wet. Help.