Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Momentarily set something on fire and lightly jump on it.

I'm horribly unfunny.

[Sir monacle]

I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. I'm a talentless hack, not a miracle worker.




I'm not a miracle worker. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Invite a person to your moon who is a miracle worker.

I slept for 15 hours straight an hour ago.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make teleporters everywhere you need to go so you don't have to worry about transportation.

Bad luck.

[Sir monacle]

You don't need luck. Straighten your back, square your shoulders and run out there!




L1N3R1D3R is badly injured due to his bad luck. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Reattach his body parts by gluing them back together.

No power.

[Sir monacle]

Call technical support.




I'm unable to call technical support. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create a functioning phone in your moon.

People suck.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change their force chips to make them blow instead.

Sir monacle clearly hasn't played LBP enough to give proper LBP solutions.

[TenebrisNemo]

Invite him to your pod and delete the START button from his controller so he can't leave.

Torture.

[Sir monacle]

Invite someone to your pod and delete the START button from his controller so he can't leave.




Help me. Please.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

View the tutorials again.

Blue shell.

[TenebrisNemo]

Change the follower in it so it will avoid you instead.

Being late.

[Sir monacle]

Go back to sleep then try again in the morning.




That wasn't a creative solution, you dummy! Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Send a message to someone's profile and ask him what to do.

People do not answer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Change your tag label to match their tag sensor label.

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.

[Sir monacle]

Unplug the nearest keyboard, jack it in to the nearest playsStation 3 system, play LittleBigPlanet, then type
"I do not care".




I do not care. Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Copy some of my "I Care" plants in the moon.

There's vomit on his sweater already.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Use the sticker scrubber on his sweater.

Rage at stupid games.

[gurren009]

Edit out out the stupid logic and replace with steve-big-gun's SMART logic

Need a gf.