Real Problem + LBP Solution

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make the other velociporter and match the colors.

No one is noticing the recent changes in the forum's internal dictionary.

[mdkd99]

Create a note that reminds anyone about this.

Oh no! Split is reality! It's him, Daniel! What can I do?!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Copy a general intelligence microchip on my sackbot brain so I understand all these references.

Sir monacle.

[mdkd99]

*Error* You need to delete your profile to proceed.

I made cake but it's not good. It's spoiled. What can I do without the rewind button???

[Sir monacle]

Fast forward to the period in which you made another, better cake.




L1N3R1D3R.
Help.

[TenebrisNemo]

Delete your PSN account and never play again with him.

God has left.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Add him on PSN. Then again, he probably has the max amount of friends and then some.

Me.

[Sir monacle]

Turn off the console and play some forum games.




Because I'm a ruffian who causes nothing but trouble, I decided not to delete my account. Help.

[gurren009]

Create a "Why I'm leaving LBP forever" level.

H4Hers

[Sir monacle]

I'll heart you as a creator if you heart me! I'll also play your levels, if you play mine.




A simple number matters to me. Help.

[gurren009]

Create a level that says "need help plz".



I need money.

[Sir monacle]

Make unboxing levels for a living.




I need a doctor, and I am a doctor. Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Clone your sackbot so you can diagnose yourself.

Facebook.

[mdkd99]

Ask the creator of the level to delete it.

Me.

[gurren009]

Turn yourself into a "different persona" with a sackbot.

School.

[mdkd99]

Pause everything and erase it with the material tool.

They put the blame on me although I'm only human.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Move the "blame" microchip onto something else that deserves it.

Forgetting the number of outs.

[Sir monacle]

Turn the console off, and go outside.




Suspicious people all around me. Government drones are hiding everywhere. They want my rocks! Help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Move the tags on your rocks onto actually suspicious things, like the White House.

Being the worst at being awesome.

[gurren009]

Make a cinematic level about it.

No one invites me to parties.