Real Problem + LBP Solution

[TenebrisNemo]

Copy that cat sackbot and create a level where you can be with all those cats and play minigames with.

I would like to do many stuff but time says: "Nope, choose one or two."

[gurren009]

Create a level where you can do all at once.

Need friends.

[TenebrisNemo]

Send Friend Requests to random LittleBigPlanet players on Playstation!

The cloud above me looks like a massive dragon. I think it's a massive dragon but no one believes me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Clone your belief-of-it-being-a-dragon microchip to the Sackbot brains of everyone nearby.

Not knowing if the Switch was worth it until next week.

[TenebrisNemo]

Play some games on PS until it's next week. Time flies while having fun!

My vacuum sucked my lit joint and now it's so high that it floats with the clouds and I can't reach it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Remove the randomizer from your Sackbot brain's speech microchip.

I can not experience, nor can I loot, or even party.

[TenebrisNemo]

Equip a weapon and get a quest from an old sackbot, then you get the key to the epic saga levels!

Ivory King's pets.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make their Oddsock brains not hostile.

School not having life-skills classes.

[gurren009]

Throw in a Big Toggle sackbot and make him the teacher of "life-skills" classes.


Feeling for 2010s kids because they don't have the great shows that we 2000s/90s kids had.

(I mean, "Teen Titans Go" on Cartoon Network! Really!? C'mon!)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Invite them to your pod, then take them to a Saturday-morning-in-the-early-2000's level.

Being insane.

[gurren009]

Swap the "insane" logic with "common sense" logic.


Being drunk.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make a broadcast microchip that places itself on all molecules with the "alcohol" tag in your body, and place a battery wired to a destroyer in the microchip.

Not sure about the future.

[TenebrisNemo]

Create the DeLorean with Doc on moon and go back to the future.

Not sure what to play.

[gurren009]

Hire some good LBP creators to make actually "fun" levels for you to play.


E3 2017 sucked. I mean, a fishing game for FFXV? Really!?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Convince Sumo Digital to make a surprise appearance to announce LittleBigPlanet 3D for all the systems.

Animal Crossing, F-Zero, and Smash Bros. weren't announced at E3.

[gurren009]

Design a nuclear missile in create mode and fire it at Earth and the idiots at Nintendo(jk i love Nintendo, but I still wish Monster Hunter came back to Sony)

PS5 wasn't announced.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Get your stress out by blowing up some cardboard with the Sony logo on it in LittleBigPlanet.

Opinions constantly changing.

[gurren009]

Create an army of sackbots and set their costumes to zombies. Then, send these zombies to attack anyone with a differing opinion.

Politicians.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make their Sackbots not afraid of dangers.

YouTube's ad revenue problems.

[gurren009]

Blow them up.


Donald Trump.