Real Problem + LBP Solution

[gurren009]

Just hit the randomizer in the costume section of your sackboy's/sackgirl's popit.

Need to get a life.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Switch your normal checkpoint to an infinite checkpoint. Now you can have as many lives as you want!

The coin item in Mario Kart.

[gurren009]

Replace it with bubbles from LBP.

Not being able to fall asleep.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Place even more batteries in your Sackbot brain. You should never have to sleep again.
Alternatively, set a timer for how long you want to sleep, invert it, then attach it to your consciousness microchip. Every time you want to sleep, reset the timer.

Computer crashing in the middle of work.

[gurren009]

Remove the NOT gate that is saying "yes" to "ComputerCrash".

Being a single child.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Invite one of your friends to your pod, and don't them leave.

Laziness.

[gurren009]

Changed the microchip in your head from "lazy" to "hardworking".

Getting older.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Rewind.

Really tired.

[gurren009]

Create a level.

Missing your childhood.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Play a childhood level.

Plot armor.

[gurren009]

Make the villains win.

2016 being so bad.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Add six 0's to the year so it will be when the Sun engulfs the Earth.

Meta Knight.

[TenebrisNemo]

Remove the meta from its equipment and watch it fall.

Gurren009's vertically long signature.

[gurren009]

HEY THAT'S NOT A....ughh... fine... use the popit cursor to select and decrease it's size. You had to make me do it, didn't you!

My neighbors launching fireworks all night when people are trying to sleep.

[TenebrisNemo]

Steal their fireworks with powergloves and with the help of your sackbots when they are not looking.

Dilemmas.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fast forward so you know the outcome of an action when you take it, then rewind two steps if it was bad.

Wires hanging and ripping.

[gurren009]

First rewind, and then enclose them in a wooden box.

Adolescence.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Skip forward in the sequencer of your life.

gurren009.

[gurren009]

I won't say it....I won't say it! Fine.... blow him to smithereens

L1N3R1D3R

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Report him, his levels are terrible and he treats people terribly.

Trumpcare.