Real Problem + LBP Solution

[gurren009]

Make a level about how awful it is.

People saying things...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Remove their Magic Mouths.

People being funnier than you.

[gurren009]

Create a "Late Night Show" level where you're the star of all the attention and laughter.


Why it's so hot in July and August.

[mdkd99]

Add white fog and add wind sounds.

Escaping the police.

[Sir monacle]

You can't escape the police of sir monacle. Give up now.




I like eating clumps of hair.

[mdkd99]

'A unknown issue had happened. Please delete your game files to continue.'

A certain sound still plays endless and can't be removed. HOW CAN THIS BE FIXED?!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Turn the sound effect levels in the Global Settings to be 0.

Acne.

[gurren009]

Create a pin decoration to poke each of your bumps. That way it makes them bleed... and eventually go away


When my bus doesn't come to pick me up.

[mdkd99]

Mark the bus in the popit menu and go to it to pick it up.

2 nice games but not enough money to buy both.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Make an Emitter that spawns Collectabells, and spawn enough to buy both games.

All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces...

[gurren009]

Make a level about your life's desires.

Not going to bed early.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Pause in the middle of the night so you can get enough sleep with no time passing.

Not remembering all your ID's and passwords.

[gurren009]

Threaten the government with an army of sackbots and tell them to remind you what your personal information is

Me only having a PS3 and PS4. (Well I still have my Wii, but my cat just had to chew my wire )

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Emit enough Collectabells to buy more things, as I last told mdkd99 how to do.

The magic trick failed.

[gurren009]

Pause, close everyone's eyes, then make the magic trick look like it worked.

I have no life.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Pop yourself and respawn from a checkpoint in a new life.

Taking a few hours to get something that should have been quick.

[gurren009]

Fast-forward to the point where you acquire that item.

Playing too much Overwatch.

[Ninja20101]

Delete everything in the level so you aren't tempted to play it anymore.


Buying/Building a non-peice-of-crappy-stupid-lame-slow-potato-sloth-frothy-old-lagging new computer

[gurren009]

Set the logic pieces just right, and set the NOT gate to "DO NOT LAG".

Wanting to move somewhere else.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Boot up the old PlayStation 3/4 and play LittleBigPlanet during your down time.

People not realizing that you can only fast-forward in LittleBigPlanet if you just rewinded.